Night Crumbs

Kate Gosselin and the Crystal Enchantress of the Ice are probably going to be on the next season of Donald Trump’s Z-List showdown known as Celebrity Apprentice together. But can we just fast forward to the episode where Johnny Weir bites that bitch during a fight? – Reality Tea

Neville Longbottom’s got the name and the moves to be a gay club go-go boy. I’ve got my singles ready! – Lainey Gossip

ScarJo is surprised she got knocked up, so either she should fire her birth control or it was a pull-out method fail – Celebitchy

And every plate of huevos rancheros in that restaurant instantly spoiled and became inedible when Justin Bieber’s lips touched Selena Gomez’s lips – The Superficial

I’m just going to go ahead and tell myself that’s a surfbort in Ray Quinn’s shorts – Towleroad

The year is 2014 and Ashley Jizzdale is in a magazine. Her dog’s side-eye tells me that even it can’t believe this shit is happening – Drunken Stepfather

This is supposed to be Ashley Greene as a young Priscilla Presley. Priscilla Presley TODAY would make a better young Priscilla Presley than Ashley Greene does – Hollywood Tuna

Kate Beckinsale should’ve kept that look – The Berry

Drew Barrymore obviously hasn’t seen her flawless work in Poison Ivy – ICYDK

Miranda Kerr strips for Reebok – IDLYITW

Lea Michele is still out on the stroll, hawking that album  – Popoholic

Vogue Italia really goes for it and offends Africans, Oompa Loompas, people with taste, people who care about animals and pretty much everybody else – Jezebel

Jurassic Cat Park needs to be a real movie – OMG Blog

Taylor Swift can buy all the Easy Bake ovens with all the cash she made last year – HuffPo

RIP Raising Hope – Just Jared

Humping: RiRi and Wheelchair Jimmy still are – Moe Jackson

Those STUNT QUEENS Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto throw the Lupito shippers a bone – Popsugar

“HAHAHAHAHA, THOSE DUMB BITCHES!” said me who can’t go ten keystrokes without making a speling mistake – SOW