Night Crumbs

March 7, 2014 / Posted by:

I think we’ve finally found the rabid hairy beast mother that gave birth to John Travolta’s tortured and angry wig, and it’s sleeping on Sean Penn’s head. Back away slowly and don’t make any sudden moves…. – Lainey Gossip

This True Detective parody is TOO real. Who ever does the subtitles for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo should supplement their income by doing the subtitles for True Detective, because the mumbled crap that comes out of their mouths making my ears spit out a “huh?” – The Berry

If you woke up today wondering if Kate Gosselin is still the worst, here’s your answer – Celebitchy

Imogen Poots looks like she was viciously attacked by nursery curtains – Drunken Stepfather

I’m pretty sure Amish strippers wear less clothes than MiserAlba did while playing a stripper in Sin City: A Dame To Kill ForThe Superficial

Khlozilla bought Justin Bieber’s house and try not to look surprised when Pimp Mama Kris pulls one of his used cum rags out of the trash and uses it to knock up the Jenner girl that isn’t Kendall – Reality Tea

But why is Sarah Jessica Parker dressed like a 4-year-old girl wearing a dress her grandma made her over her ballet leotard? – IDLYITW

Class (and ass) is in session! Professor RuPaul teaches the Pit Crew how to sissy that walk – Towleroad

Victoria Silvstedt does the sugar daddy mating dance on the beach – Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Lawrence’s best friend wrote a piece about what it was like being Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscar date and my only takeaway from it is: this is obviously some viral marketing for MySpace – Pajiba

“I’ll let you ride me” said a bunch of pervs to Mena Suvari while she wore a horseback riding outfit that I don’t think is meant to be a horseback riding outfit – Popoholic

Weight Watchers got their money’s worth two years later… – ICYDK

Russell Tovey’s ass kind of looks like Christina Hendricks’ chichis – OMG Blog

Katie Holmes is going back to TV – Just Jared

Karlie Kloss‘ understudy went to the gym and somewhere Karlie Kloss is asking herself, “Where did my ugly stars and strips sweater go?” – Moe Jackson

That’s an interesting looking dental dam that Michelle Rodriguez is wearing – Celebslam

Kristen Bell really isn’t fucking around with that #NoKidsPolicy thing – Boy Culture


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