Night Crumbs
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel talked to a childbirth expert about birthing options, so either she’s come down with a case of the babies or she’s thinking about coming down with a case of the babies. I’m going to guess it’s the latter, because if she was knocked up she would’ve already announced it by running across the Oscar stage while screaming that she’s knocked up with Justin Timberlake’s baby. She’s subtle like that – Lainey Gossip
These pictures are lies and fallacies! Nicki Minaj is not a human, she is a Jim Henson creation made out of Muppet fur and wax. It took several prosthetic artists to transform her from her natural state (Muppet) into a human state for these pictures, obviously – Drunken Stepfather
Kelsey Grammer’s wife is pregnant with an extra zero on future child support checks – Celebitchy
Teresa Guidice is really coming up with new ways to make sure that her daughters are fucked up for life – The Superficial
On May 24th, France will declare on the US and we’ll deserve it. Calling it now – Reality Tea
I’m looking at this picture of that disgusting yet delicious milk and cookies shot and the only thing I’m thinking of is Bernie Mac saying, “Milk and cooooooooookeeeeees” – Towleroad
Is this a long-lost scene from Planet Earth? – IDLYITW
Either it was a seriously slow day on the ho stroll or the paparazzi once again thought that was Leighton Meester – Hollywood Tuna
Martha Stewart doesn’t know that the dildo is the ultimate good thing – Jezebel
What in the name of a runaway teenager hooker circa 1996 is Katy Perry wearing? – Popoholic
In shocking news, Pamela Anderson is still married to Rick Salomon – ICYDK
“You’re not going to fuck up my look like you fucked up your husband’s look, are you?” – that elephant – The Berry
Vintage Lenny and Zoe Kravitz – HuffPo
Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness will gladly dump your piece for you – OMG Blog
But Ireland Baldwin is still in love and going strong with her true soulmate Instagram – Just Jared
Leighton Meester’s engagement ring: here it is – Popsugar
Shailene Woodley needs to fall at least one time at the Oscars and flip off at least one reporter before I contemplate the answer to that first question – Moe Jackson
Isaiah Washington is going back to Grey’s Anatomy for a minute – SOW