Night Crumbs

March 4, 2014 / Posted by:

Just like her freedom the day she married Tommy Girl, Katie Holmes’ fashion line has died. It died,  because she and her collaborator didn’t gel, the clothes were trash and even miniature Anna Wintour Suri Cruise wouldn’t let her maids be caught in that cheap fugness – Lainey Gossip

Why Cate Blanchett told Julia Roberts to suck it on Oscar night – Celebitchy

I’ve seen RiRi’s pierced nipple so many damn times that I feel like I really know it and can add it as one of my emergency contacts – Drunken Stepfather

The Queen of Oscar Night, Liza Minnelli, didn’t like Ellen’s drag queen joke, didn’t eat any pizza and doesn’t feel sad about being pushed out of the A-list group Twitter picture. No word on how she feels about her nipple being the breakout star of the night – Towleroad

Your answer to the question, “How many people does it take to get RiRi’s down low parts presentable to the public?” – The Superficial

And just like that, Kim Jong-un opened up an eBay account to bid on North Korea’s next terrorist weapon – Reality Tea

Ali Larter giving me “my 6th grade teacher on casual Friday circa 1990” – Hollywood Tuna

The celeb whores who wanted to stay home and watch True Detective instead of take their asses to the Oscars – The Berry

Because they got enough publicity out of the break-up thing and will get even more if they get back together, Paula Patton might take Robin Thicke back – ICYDK

What are all those weird things in jars?” asked all the skinny ass models while pointing at the food at the Chanel show – Jezebel

Pull up your chonies, sick fucks, the fap party’s over before it began, because your wish of seeing the incestuous threesome between Marilyn Monroe, RFK and JFK isn’t going to happen – HuffPo

Sizzurp: It’s still what’s in Justin Bieber’s sippy cup – IDLYITW

Edgar the Oscar night pizza delivery dude finally got his tip – Pajiba

Things That Exist: Bro-tox – OMG Blog

The police should’ve given Shia LaDouche another ticket for that outfit – Just Jared

Either Hayden Pantyairs is being eaten by a tree or she’s getting electrocuted  – Popoholic

“Gangsta Patrick Stewart” looks more like my uncle making a run to Food 4 Less to get more beer – SOW

Prince Hot Ginge and Camry Boners are a still a thing and I’m not mad, but I am mad at his yuppie dad on a Sunday look – Popsugar

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