Night Crumbs

March 3, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

A strange thing happened at the Oscars last night. Pink performed Somewhere Over The Rainbow and didn’t fly her ass through the air on a trapeze made of old bed sheets – Lainey Gossip

Taylor Swift’s Karlie Kloss impersonation is getting better – Celebitchy

“So that’s what it would look like if Chewbacca got gender reassignment surgery to fulfill his dream of being the real-life Jessica Rabbit” said everyone at Elton John’s Oscar party when Khlozilla stomped on through – Reality Tea

Well, I guess Nickelodeon has taken a page out of Disney’s playbook and is teaching their hos how to master the art of taking half-naked selfies – The Superficial

Irina Shayk’s exquisite gown looks like it was made using all of my abuelita’s old pantyhose – Drunken Stepfather

Ain’t nobody got time to watch Queen Latifah as Sweet Brown – Towleroad

It was very nice of Selena Gomez’s mom to let her borrow that dress and it was even nicer of her abuelita to let her borrow those earrings – Hollywood Tuna

When Joseph Gordon-Levitt is on the toilet and gets angrier and angrier because the stubborn shit he’s trying to shit out refuses to come out, this is the face he makes – The Berry

Donnie Darko + Cruella de Vil = the fugness on RiRi’s body – ICYDK

I see the Illuminati is getting into the business of making comedy movies now – IDLYITW

BWDRFS? (But what did Ronan Farrow say?) – Jezebel

Kaley Cuoco gets her picture taken at a QVC pre-Oscar party (????) without her husband of a minute. They’re totally getting a divorce and she’ll totally be married to a new dude next week – Popoholic

Dean Cain finally makes his triumphant return to cinema! – OMG Blog

And I’m sure Victoria’s Secret sent Leonardo DiCatchAHo a bouquet of naked angels to cheer him up – HuffPo

Kim Kartrashian finally gets an award for being the worst – Pajiba

Panty Creamer of the Day: Taylor Kinney’s nipples – Just Jared

Strangely enough, this is also what it looks like when Nicole Kidman wet queefs on you – SOW

Mary-Kate Olsen’s ugly engagement ring looks like half of a Ferrero Rocher – Popsugar

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