Night Crumbs

March 3, 2014 / Posted by:

A strange thing happened at the Oscars last night. Pink performed Somewhere Over The Rainbow and didn’t fly her ass through the air on a trapeze made of old bed sheets – Lainey GossipĀ 

Taylor Swift’s Karlie Kloss impersonation is getting better – Celebitchy

So that’s what it would look like if Chewbacca got gender reassignment surgery to fulfill his dream of being the real-life Jessica Rabbit” said everyone at Elton John’s Oscar party when Khlozilla stomped on through – Reality Tea

Well, I guess Nickelodeon has taken a page out of Disney’s playbook and is teaching their hos how to master the art of taking half-naked selfies – The Superficial

Irina Shayk’s exquisite gown looks like it was made using all of my abuelita’s old pantyhose – Drunken Stepfather

Ain’t nobody got time to watch Queen Latifah as Sweet BrownTowleroad

It was very nice of Selena Gomez’s mom to let her borrow that dress and it was even nicer of her abuelita to let her borrow those earrings – Hollywood Tuna

When Joseph Gordon-Levitt is on the toilet and gets angrier and angrier because the stubborn shit he’s trying to shit out refuses to come out, this is the face he makes – The Berry

Donnie Darko + Cruella de Vil = the fugness on RiRi’s body – ICYDK

I see the Illuminati is getting into the business of making comedy movies now – IDLYITW

BWDRFS? (But what did Ronan Farrow say?) – Jezebel

Kaley Cuoco gets her picture taken at a QVC pre-Oscar party (????) without her husband of a minute. They’re totally getting a divorce and she’ll totally be married to a new dude next week – Popoholic

Dean Cain finally makes his triumphant return to cinema! – OMG Blog

And I’m sure Victoria’s Secret sent Leonardo DiCatchAHo a bouquet of naked angels to cheer him up – HuffPo

Kim Kartrashian finally gets an award for being the worst – Pajiba

Panty Creamer of the Day: Taylor Kinney’s nipples – Just Jared

Strangely enough, this is also what it looks like when Nicole Kidman wet queefs on you – SOW

Mary-Kate Olsen’s ugly engagement ring looks like half of a Ferrero Rocher – Popsugar

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