Night Crumbs
Obviously, the most highly-anticipated moment of the Oscars is how Jared Leto is going to wear his luscious mane. My guess is that he’ll crimp it, take a blue hair mascara wand to it and wear it in a neon yellow banana clip. Basically, he’s going to keep it classic and demure – Lainey Gossip
I love Shirtless Friday, because it always reminds me that I don’t need to work out since all these hot pieces are working out for all of us – The Berry
“I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad!” – Justin Bieber’s dad – The Superficial
Oh, why hello there, Kate Moss’ double-lane landing strip – Drunken Stepfather
A promo pic of a superhero is not a promo pic of a superhero without BULGE – Towleroad
Perfect human being Lupita Nyong’o prayed for a rainfall of bleach to fall on her – Celebitchy
The twin drunk hyenas Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes are fighting over something meaningful and important again – Reality Tea
“Shit! That bitch stole my Oscar dress!” said Lupita Nyong’o – Hollywood Tuna
Some mess played grab-ass with Justin Timberlake at his show and no, it wasn’t Papa Joe – IDLYITW
When even Jillian Michaels thinks you’re a little malnourished… – Jezebel
Pot, kettle, etc… – ICYDK
Selena Gomez looks like she’s got a really fancy and sparkly STD on her chest – Popoholic
GERMAN NALGAS ALERT! – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Almost everything you need to know about Jeopardy’s evil genius – Pajiba
I hate myself and should bathe in bleach for staring at Shia LaDouche’s crotch in those leggings – Just Jared
Kendull Jenner’s assistant must be a robot, because she’s not making a “Why me?” face – Moe Jackson
ScarJo’s dude’s magnificent hair is taking me places – Popsugar