Night Crumbs

February 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Obviously, the most highly-anticipated moment of the Oscars is how Jared Leto is going to wear his luscious mane. My guess is that he’ll crimp it, take a blue hair mascara wand to it and wear it in a neon yellow banana clip. Basically, he’s going to keep it classic and demure  – Lainey Gossip

I love Shirtless Friday, because it always reminds me that I don’t need to work out since all these hot pieces are working out for all of us – The Berry

“I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad!” Justin Bieber’s dad – The Superficial

Oh, why hello there, Kate Moss’ double-lane landing strip – Drunken Stepfather

A promo pic of a superhero is not a promo pic of a superhero without BULGE – Towleroad

Perfect human being Lupita Nyong’o prayed for a rainfall of bleach to fall on her – Celebitchy

The twin drunk hyenas Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes are fighting over something meaningful and important again – Reality Tea

“Shit! That bitch stole my Oscar dress!” said Lupita Nyong’oHollywood Tuna

Some mess played grab-ass with Justin Timberlake at his show and no, it wasn’t Papa Joe – IDLYITW

When even Jillian Michaels thinks you’re a little malnourished… – Jezebel

Pot, kettle, etc… – ICYDK

Selena Gomez looks like she’s got a really fancy and sparkly STD on her chest – Popoholic


Almost everything you need to know about Jeopardy’s evil genius – Pajiba

I hate myself and should bathe in bleach for staring at Shia LaDouche’s crotch in those leggings – Just Jared

Kendull Jenner’s assistant must be a robot, because she’s not making a “Why me?” face – Moe Jackson

ScarJo’s dude’s magnificent hair is taking me places – Popsugar

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