Amanda Seyfried Greets Fans At LAX By Bitching About American Airlines

Amanda Seyfried clearly didn’t get enough complimentary cookies during her American Airlines flight, because the NY Daily News says she arrived at LAX on Wednesday more pissed than…well, most of us that have flown on American Airlines to LAX. Amanda didn’t expect to be greeted by a wall of paps and fans when she landed, so she started angrily performing some kind of Yelp-inspired spoken word poetry to express her displeasure:

Lovelace actress Amanda Seyfried didn’t love landing at LAX on Wednesday. “How the fuck did you know I’d be on this flight?” she asked fans and photogs waiting there.

“I hate American Airlines!” she said. “They always tip people off on where celebrities are going to be. Their customer service is so poor. They don’t even have a greeter for me.” She later tweeted, “Which airline hires sweaty robot photographers to stalk their passengers? #businessasusual”

An airline rep says: “As a rule, our employees are not allowed to share any passenger information.”

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A GREETER FOR ME. That should be the title of her one-woman show. Monologues include “How The Fuck Did You Know” and “#businesasusual” and she performs them dressed in a vintage flight attendant’s uniform in front of a projection of plane crashes while the audience eats tiny bags of almonds. It could become the new Vagina Monologues; every week, new actresses come to tell stories of airline woe. “A flight attendant asked me to put away my phone. Don’t you know who I am? Don’t you know. Who. I am.”