Afternoon Crumbs

February 25, 2014 / Posted by:

Yeah, yeah, Brit Brit’s chichis look like two uncooked Bisquick dumplings, but the hell kind of hillbilly daytime business suit is Normal Guy Dave wearing? – The Superficial

Wheelchair Jimmy might’ve boned that Ann Jillian wig off of RiRi’s head in Paris – Lainey Gossip

I see that Megan Fox’s old Marilyn Monroe face tattoo found another home on Helen Flanagan’s arm – Hollywood Tuna

Chrissy Tiegen and John Legend didn’t have a wedding cake?! They can go straight to Hell for that! – Celebitchy

The sole reason why Trojan should make eyeball condoms – Drunken Stepfather

Why did I think this was a picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar butt humping Chrissy Teigen? – IDLYITW

And every Dancing with the Has-Beens dude dancer just quit, because they aren’t looking to snap their spine in half while trying to lift NeNe LeakesReality Tea

Is it normal for my nips to get hard while watching The Silver Fox drag a dumbass Arizona senator over the anti-gay law? – Towleroad

Selena Gomez looks like she’s wearing my dog’s bed around her neck – Popoholic

Tommy Lee is getting married for the fourth time and I hope this time he lets his triple stuffed salchicha peen wear the tux – ICYDK


….But I still would and I wouldn’t even be ashamed about it – The Berry

This list of the 15 TV Restaurants We Wish We Could Dine In is totally invalid without The Lanford Lunchbox on it – Pajiba

Lena Dunham will host SNL and will probably be the first ever to host it completely naked – HuffPo

Something you saw coming: a Beyonce SURFBOART soundboard – OMG Blog

Pam from The Office has a case of the BABIES!!! again – Popsugar

What a luscious pair of fur puppies and his dogs are okay too, I guess – Just Jared

The time a goldfish shat in Jonah Hill’s mouth – SOW

Pic: Splash

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