Afternoon Crumbs
St. Angie Jolie will grace the Oscars with her holy presence on Sunday. Will her fame whoring right leg give an encore performance or she will finally give her left leg some attention. I’m kind of hoping she’ll wear a burka with a cutout around the true star of her body: her bulging forehead vein of doom – Lainey Gossip
Methinks Justin Bieber is pissing on a plea deal, because he’s secretly hoping that the judge will sentence him to a spanking – The Superficial
Christina Milan better be careful. A lawn mower might mistake her for grass and run her ass over – Drunken Stepfather
Leonardo DiCaprio uses the wrong words to say his ideal lady is a 20-something, size zero model who has at least a 3-year contract with Victoria’s Secret – Celebitchy
Nothing like a good old-fashioned Facebook photo-op to bring two fighting fame whores together – Reality Tea
Nina Agdal mouth fucks a fish sandwich in a Carl’s Jr. commercial and I’m wondering when Carl’s is going to hire a true sex symbol like Richard Simmons or Angelyne to mouth fuck one of their sandwiches in a commercial – Hollywood Tuna
Glamberace and Chris Colfer screech their way through The Darkness’ “I Believe In A Thing Called Love” – Towleroad
Amanda Bynes takes a plea deal in her DUI case and isn’t going to become Orange is the New Black’s newest cast member – ICYDK
Well, that chrome outdoor grill in the background looks good, I guess – IDLYITW
Dreams do come true: We may all soon be able to brunch at McDonald’s – Jezebel
Kanye, is that you, bitch? – The Berry
The moment a pap caught Hilary Duff dropping a queef and a fart at the same time – Popoholic
Lea Michele + Uncle Terry = NO – HuffPo
Why some celeb whores should stay far the hell away from Twitter – Pajiba
You may actually go senile listening to this, but maybe that’s the point – OMG Blog
Taylor Swift continues to be a 7th year senior by hanging out with kids – Just Jared
Pharrell is really trying to make that prune hat happen – Popsugar
Bitch Got Canned: The Piers Morgan Edition – SOW