Night Crumbs

February 19, 2014 / Posted by:

Some are saying that Jennifer Garner’s got first trimester bloat and if that’s the case then I’ve got eight or ninth trimester bloat  – Popsugar

Peter Dinklage tells Esquire Magazine about the time his star power might’ve killed a guy – Lainey Gossip

Vanilla Ice and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have finally reunited (sort of) and all of it makes me wish that he would just stick to flipping houses – The Superficial

Rob Kardashian lifted up his FUPA and is fapping to this right now – Drunken Stepfather

Jizz donor Jason Patric says he’s not just a jizz donor – Celebitchy

Jessie J busts out some “$10 for a blow, $20 for a lay” elegance at the Elle Style Awards – Hollywood Tuna

Helen Gurley Brown refused to let Rosie O’Donnell come out in 1992. Oh and one more thing: MARLO THOMAS’ FACE! – Towleroad

The organizers of the Oscars can go ahead and cancel that shit, because the true glamour doves of Hollywood have done it first and a million times hotter – Reality Tea

Panty Creamers in Suspenders: your new fetish – The Berry

If Natalia Vodianova was going for “dead-eyed mannequin found on the beach by an early morning jogger,” then she nailed it – Popoholic

Philip Seymour Hoffman really wants his son to be a New Yorker – ICYDK

Except for the vodka, wine and vacations, all the shit in the Oscars losers gift bag is pure shit. I’d ask for cash instead – Jezebel

The Guardians of the Galaxy trailer is here and I’m sorry but that UgaChaka song is nothing without the dancing baby – IDLYITW

I am only okay with this if Jada Pinkett Smith’s Gotham villain turns out to be Woo – Pajiba

Corbin Bleu’s ass cheeks, because it’s not like any of us have anything else to look at – OMG Blog

The real-life Grimace waves his little arms goodbye to The Voice – Just Jared

That hill of dirty snow looks more alive and full of emotion than panty-flashing Lily AldridgeMoe Jackson

Hilaria Baldwin continues to be the worst – Celebslam

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