Afternoon Crumbs

“Give me sleepy crackhead caught off guard!” is probably what the photographer shouted at RiRi before she gave them this Vogue cover pose – Just Jared

Selena Gomez spun the wheel of pop star dudes to “date” and it landed on Niall Horan (which I always pronounce as “Nail Whorin‘”) from One Erection – Lainey Gossip

Charlie Sheen makes it so easy for a gold digger…. – Celebitchy

Your daily “Christie Brinkley looks hot at 60” appreciation post – Hollywood Tuna

Pamela Anderson stripping for the cameras will save all the animals, or something – Drunken Stepfather

Oh, it looks like one of the Blind Mice transitioned, fell on hard times and had to start working the stroll for cheese – The Superficial

This is still harder and more gangsta than anything Justin Bieber has done – Towleroad

The Empress of Lucite’s former stepdaughter is still in the hospital – Reality Tea

Alexandra Daddario of True Detective knows that the President has seen her boobs and it’s safe to say that a certain former President (hint: rhymes with Will Blinton) has fapped to her boobs – IDLYITW

Posh Beckham sort of kind of admits that she had her titty bags removed in case you didn’t already figure it out for yourself – Jezebel

No shade from me: Gillian Anderson looks hot – Popoholic

Are we sure that’s not just an Italian soda from the Old Spaghetti Factory? – ICYDK

Bob Casale of Devo is whippin’ it good in Heaven with the angels – Gawker

Grown man laughs while recording underage kid after underage kid breaking their bodies after slipping on ice and yes, he’s definitely on some list now – The Berry

Hallelooooooo! RuPaul’s Drag Race got a 7th season – OMG Blog

The unicorns that live in RPattz’s magical forest hair have drowned in hair dye – Popsugar

“We don’t get it…” said James Haven and St. Angie Jolie – SOW

Farewell, Ralph Monroe from Green Acres – Boy Culture