Night Crumbs

February 17, 2014 / Posted by:

Katy Perry goes shopping with douche sore John Mayer and she doesn’t have that STUNT QUEEN ring on her finger, but she is dressed like a rockabilly mormon for some reason – Lainey Gossip

Falkor Rimes didn’t spend Valentine’s Day totally alone. She had her favorite soulmates: the paps and her Twitter app – Celebitchy

Balloon Boy’s fame whoring father, who kind of looks like a neanderthal Kato Kaelin nowadays, is still trying it – Gawker

As the ancient fable goes, if RiRi doesn’t Instagram a picture of her in a two piece at least once a day, her tenhead will shrink and she’ll lose all her powers. (But I do love that black Ann Jillian wig) – Drunken Stepfather

Future Mense Member of the Day: Teen Mom Mackenzie tweets to the world that she’ll be away from her house all day, is shocked when her ass gets robbed – Reality Tea

CASE OF THE BABIES!!! Everyone has it! – The Berry

Even though 99.9999% of the population has seen the CDC’s #1 enemy, Wonky McValtrex insists on flashing it and yes, I’m jealous of the .0001% – The Superficial

Call the ASPCA! I think that pussy passed out from inhaling Joanna Krupa’s pussy fumes – Hollywood Tuna

Dustin Lance Black better watch his twink – Towleroad

A Breaking Bad and Wolf of Wall Street mash-up, because okay, why not? – IDLYITW

Trace Cyrus was sick of Miley getting all of his parents’ attention so he went somewhere where he’s wanted (he’s still not wanted) – Barstool Sports

But if all the clowns die, who will make the children shit their chonies? Oh well, we’ll always have Lil’ KimJezebel

Justin Bieber will terrorize Atlanta next – ICYDK

What in True Blue fan video hell is Daisy Lowe wearing? – Popoholic

Please, please give it a more fucked-up name than mine” begged Bronx MowgliHuffPo

Now, I DO need to see this – OMG Blog

A solid NO. – Popsugar

B. Coop didn’t wear any panties to the White House – Just Jared

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