Night Crumbs

I laughed at The Lego Movie blooper reel and I’m not even close to stoned. Send help. Immediately. – SOW

I see Minka Kelly’s publicist is trying hard to give their client her money’s worth – Lainey Gossip

And after Jennifer Aniston’s birthday dinner with her friends, she kept Skypeing Justin Theroux over and over again to show him the Duncan Hines birthday cake that her Cabbage Patch Dolls “baked” for her, but he never picked up. 🙁 – Celebitchy

If you were sucking on Sean Penn’s charred Vienna sausage peen, you’d cover your face in public too – Drunken Stepfather

The opener for the new season of The Not-At-All Real Desperate And Tragic Messes of New York City is a hilarious and dumb wreck – Jezebel

Well if the boat sinks, they can all grab onto JLo’s ass and use it as a flotation device – The Superficial

Berlin’s new song made my dog wake up from his 199th nap of the day and leave the room, but Terri Nunn looks hot – Towleroad

I am really impressed that this chimpanzee and raccoon hybrid can hold a bottle while signing its name at the same time – Reality Tea

Either Selena Gomez got a pumpkin jizz facial or she hasn’t washed her face in a few days – Hollywood Tuna

Someone needs to Photoshop a peen in Jared Leto’s mouth, please – HuffPo

When Jenny McCarthy continues to come off as the voice of reason on The View, it’s time to lock the studio doors and release the tigers on all of them – Pajiba

Katherine Webb SANS FARDS – IDLYITW

Taylor Swift and her Karlie Kloss hair at LAX – Popoholic

Lupita Nyong’o and Naomi Watts try their hardest to not look at the madam of the Death Eaters in the eye, because they know that if they do their souls will turn to dust after she calls them both fat – Popsugar

If the money goes to strapping Katherine Heeeeeeeeeeigl to a rocket headed for space, then she can have $1 from me – ICYDK

That teetering plate of greens on Drew Barrymore’s table is making me nervous – The Berry

Um, excuse you, Cindy Lou Ho, but Micaela Schäfer, did it first and better – Just Jared

Nicki Minaj should’ve said “niggaz” just one more time, because I don’t think she said it enough – Popbytes