Night Crumbs
Taylor Lautner is replacing COMEDIAN Andy Samberg on the BBC comedy Cuckoo, which makes sense to me since Taylor’s attempt at acting makes everyone laugh until their body’s water supply depletes to zero – Lainey Gossip
Do they even make cameras that small? – The Superficial
Oh, where oh where do I land my eyes? JLo’s Claim Jumper platter of an ass for Pitbull’s face? I’ll go with the second one – Hollywood Tuna
It’s obvious that the one thing rave Muppet Nicki Minaj hates to wear is clothes – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Aniston hosted a Q&A with Gloria Steinem at the Makers Conference, brought up her womb and wedding ring-less finger while doing so – Celebitchy
WHAT IN 2 GAYS 1 CUP HELL? – Towleroad
Sorry to pop the bubble of pure glee that filled your head when you read the story about Blake Griffin punching Justin Bieber out at a Starbucks, it didn’t happen – IDLYITW
It was a true one hundred percent A-list extravaganza at The Hungover Games premiere – Reality Tea
That shifty Siamese cat Andy Cohen likes to brag – The Berry
And in about 9 months, several of those Japanese Directioners will give birth to an adorable ball of wax – Popsugar
BARF. – ICYDK
Paula Deen-brand Mammy cookie jars coming soon to SkyMall – Jezebel
January Jones, who is made of 50 kinds of ice, comes for 50 Shades of Grey, to which I say, who cares, tell us who made your baby with you!!!!!!11!!! – Pajiba
Olivia Munn looks like an extra greasy orange Fruit Roll-Up – Popoholic
I hate to this, but Kim Kardashian actually looks beautiful in this picture from her second wedding – OMG Blog
A wave of skilled thespians joins Hooters’ answer to Meryl Streep Tara Reid in Sharknado 2 – Just Jared
Derek Jeter is retiring and I hope that the goodbye basket the Yankees give him is better than the one he gives his tricks – SOW
Was this before or after The Joker fell into that vat of acid? – Celebslam
The ho stroll’s worst troll Backdoor Farrah keeps trollin’ – HuffPo