Cheyenne Jackson’s Trying The Whole Marriage Thing Again, Because Sure Why Not?

If you watched Cheyenne Jackson’s “look back” movie on Facebook (Side note: GODDAMN those Facebook movies, it’s like a nightmare show and tell that never ends) you’d see pictures of him taking off his wedding ring, breaking up with his husband Monte Lapka, moving from NYC to West Hollywood, getting himself some young dick and also getting himself some seriously low-budget, busted prison tattoos. Some say that 38-year-old Cheyenne was going through an almost-mid-life-crisis and those bitches are probably saying that he’s STILL going through that almost-mid-life-crisis, because he got engaged to his new piece Jason Landau. Cheyenne’s 13 year relationship with Monte Lapka just ended a little over 6 months ago. Bitch isn’t even trying to wait.

Some source tells UsWeekly that Cheyenne and his younger brother-looking ass fiancé have already started planning the wedding.

So Cheyenne is marrying his rebound and I doubt he’s even comfortable enough with him to squirt fart during butt sex. What can go wrong?! The worst thing that can happen is that Cheyenne wakes up a few months after marrying husband #2, decides he doesn’t want to be married anymore, moves to Miami, picks up another trick, marries that trick and keeps doing that over and over again until he’s got more ex-husbands than shitty tattoos. That wouldn’t be bad at all, actually, because we do need the gay Elizabeth Taylor.

Besides, it’s just marriage! It’s not as permanent as some things, like Cheyenne’s busted arm tattoo for example.