Afternoon Crumbs

February 5, 2014 / Posted by:

Whores are losing their minds over the fact that the winner of The Biggest Loser lost 60% of her body weight, to which Rachel Zoe says, “Eh, still a fat cow.” – Jezebel

Marilyn Manson, Johnny Depp and a glass pipe walk into a school together… – Lainey Gossip

Miley Cyrus gives dead eyes in an outtake from W Magazine. Well, at least her nipples look alive – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The purified German dew drop we all know as Micaela Schäfer is celebrating VD early – The Superficial

I guess Jamie Foxx is still interviewing Katie Holmes for that bearding position – Celebitchy

Here’s the 6 openly gay athletes competing at Sochi and my only question is, “How in the hell aren’t any of them figure skaters?!” – Towleroad

Five words you’ve never ever seen together: Kelly Brook in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna

And somewhere a solid gold tuxedo is being made, because Reza from Shahs of Sunset is getting married – Reality Tea

Why Will Ferrell hates Sweden – Popsugar

Johnny Depp is taking this mid-life crisis all the way to an altar on his private island – ICYDK

O – Popoholic

2013 was the Year of the Sads for Lady CaCaJust Jared

And the fourth picture down will show you the scary, horrific truth: Carly Rae Jepsen really is the new Cinderella on Broadway – The Berry

Victoria’s Secret better recast all their models soon, because Leonardo DiCatchAHo is running out of ones to sex up – IDLYITW

But did Anthony Keidis release an explanation for those control-top capris? – Popbytes

Bar Refaeli and Kellan Lutz might be a thing – Celebslam

You can no longer get your complete one-night-stand-kit of condoms, lube, booze, Purell and cigs at CVS – SOW

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