Night Crumbs

February 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow wore this to the Golden Camera Awards in Berlin this past weekend and try to tell me you don’t see the shiny red eyes of Satan on her tits. Make the sign of the cross and grab the organic, distilled, imported-from-the-Vatican, blessed-by-the-Pope-himself HOLY WATER! Lainey Gossip

Bitch Got Banned: The Lindsay Lohan Edition – Celebitchy

If Hermey the Elf Dentist went ginger, got addicted to meth and had to pay his dealer by posing topless on a webcam – Drunken Stepfather

Well, here’s one way to make me cheer for Kanye West with every last piece of my soul – The Superficial

Teen Mom Jenelle is pissed at her baby father’s family for revealing the gender of this fetus that she’s keeping. No word yet on how Barbara feels about raising another grandson – Reality Tea

If life was a Pixar movie the stray dogs of Sochi would rise together and rise up against the humans while a song by Train played in the background – Towleroad

Floyd Mayweather swears he did not bet $10 million on the Broncos winning and he swore that while packing up all of his shit to go on the run from the sharks he now owes $10 million to – IDLYITW

What in busted prom hell is Alyssa Milano wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

#9 was totally taken from Miley Cyrus’ interview with W MagazineThe Berry

Hillary Clinton drags FOX – Jezebel

Shouldn’t the title be “A Female Lady CaCa Impersonator Meets A Female Brit Brit Impersonator“? – ICYDK

When Gwen Stefani met StingHuffPo

Jason Stackhouse’s nalgas, we meet again – OMG Blog

The highly newsworthy photo series Hilary Duff Paying For Parking And Walking” continues – Popoholic

My takeaway from this is that not nearly enough movie trailers played during the Super Bowl – Pajiba

Charlize Theron, I can’t look at you anymore! You disgust me! How could you wear UGGs?! – Popsugar

Priscilla Presley’s FACE – Just Jared

That time I mistook John Stamos for one of those One Direction twinks – SOW

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