Hot Slut Of The Day

February 3, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

The Super Bowl Coat that got dragged through the muddy fields of Twitter last night.

I didn’t watch the SeaHawks beat the anuses off the SkySharks or the Minnesota State Screaming Eagles (or whoever the hell they played), but when my inbox and feeds began to fill with shit about Joe Namath’s fur coat, I knew that mess was the breakout star of the Super Bowl. When 70-year-old Joe Namath strolled onto the field looking like a Reno, NV widow who just lost her husband when he choked on a loose anal bead at a swingers party, a million Macklemore and Ikea Monkey jokes were born! No, Joe didn’t skin the losers of the Puppy Bowl (FYI: There are NO losers in the Puppy Bowl) to make that pimp coat on his body. Joe’s had that coat since the 70s and he brought out again to fuck up the coin toss last night.

Surprisingly, PETA didn’t immediately rent out a helicopter and fly it over the Super Bowl to drop gallons of flour and red paint on Cruela de Namath’s fur, but they did tweet about that shit. And I’m sure they’ll also throw a hate tweet at Michael Douglas when he wears that same Liberace coat to play Joe Namath in the HBO biopic called Behind the End Zone.

Pics: AP

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