Afternoon Crumbs

January 29, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Homewrecking Hall of Famer Sienna Miller tells Esquire UK that she burned a lot of bridges in Hollywood and did immoral things. No, she’s not talking about dropping her bull dozer vagina on married dick. She’s talking about doing G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, because that crap was a piece of trash – Lainey Gossip

ScarJo’s SodaStream (made in the West Bank) commercial didn’t get banned for calling out “Coke and Pepsi,” it got banned, because shit is boring and network people didn’t want viewers to sleep through the Super Bowl – Drunken Stepfather

But did Katy Perry smell her finger afterward? – The Superficial

I’m still trying to figure out how this story didn’t end with Alec Baldwin getting tasered a dozen times for slapping a TSA agent while call him a toxic little queen – Celebitchy

Zero shade today (mark this day!): This is sweet – Towleroad

That sports bra must’ve been made by NASA – IDLYITW

Getting death threats from WeightWatchers to start losing the chunk or else does Chestica Simpson’s body good – Hollywood Tuna

Kanye West on how to creatively waste $6 million – Reality Tea

Either Marky Mark loves this shirt and wears it daily, or he needed to change his shoes in the middle of the photo-op – ICYDK

Who cares about Selena Gomez? It’s all about her beautiful flower of a friend with Bettie Page bangs and immaculate brows – Popoholic

Kirstie Alley just quit EVERYTHING and moved to South Korea – Jezebel

Expert nutritionist Cameron Diaz says that just because you can swallow it, doesn’t mean it’s food. DUH! That’s why I always bring a packed dinner to my Grindr dates – Just Jared

We can all sleep better at night knowing who Kate Hudson is rooting for at the Super Bowl – Popsugar

In more “JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS ALL OF US!” news… – HuffPo

Puppehs and pieces! – The Berry

Finally, a restaurant in Montreal where you can let your pussy hang out – OMG Blog

Why did I think this was a lost Fanning sister? – Celebslam

This is about as close we’ll ever get to Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers interviewing The Hammaconda together – SOW

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