Afternoon Crumbs
Johnny Depp presented at last night’s Grammy salute to The Beatles and every time I see his burnt orange boy band circa 1990s hair, I’m reminded about the tragic results I had with Sun-In. Never4Get (thanks to Johnny’s hair) – Lainey Gossip
FYI: Beyonce is smaller than a size 4 and if you tell her otherwise you’ll be eating moth ball soup with Basement Baby in the basement – Celebitchy
Hilary Duff must be new to getting on her knees at parks, because everyone who does that regularly knows that you should never ever wear white jeans while doing it – Hollywood Tuna
Aaaaaaaaaah wiiiii-iiiiiiish Aaaaaaaaaaah kneeeeew hooooooooow toooooo quiiii-eeeee-iiiit you – Towleroad
Get it, Porn Iguana, fuck your way to the top middle bottom! – The Superficial
The Dollar Tree clearance bin Megan Fox is trying it in the UK – Drunken Stepfather
Dear Reza from Shahs of Sunset, please keep that look. Love, my puckering b-hole – Reality Tea
Ashley Benson says she will never ever show her nips or bare crotch in a movie. Let’s all remember this in a few years when Ashley Benson has to pay the rent by doing a Skinemax original – IDLYITW
Kristen Bell doesn’t want you looking at her kid – Jezebel
To me, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique has always looked like a giant bedazzled Avatar dick. I would. – Popoholic
Rosie O’Donnell is going be on The View after 7 years and I will only watch it if they lock her in a cage with Hasselcrack – ICYDK
Prepare your eyeballs and wrap your soul in Saran Wrap, because Miley Cyrus is getting ready to twerk on Madge’s memaw crotch during her MTV Unplugged performance – OMG Blog
Gawker should just let Quentin Taratino suck one of their toes off and get it over with – Pajiba
Oh, Lorde – HuffPo
PUPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHS – The Berry
I’m pretty sure Ryan Phillippe wrote that after he found out he was fresh out of weed – Just Jared
Bendadick Cumsinbatches is doing a movie called Blood Mountain, which for some strange reason reminds me of that recent episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo where all the girls scream at Sugar Bear to get them tampons – Popsugar
The “true love” bra is a thing that exists – SOW
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