Night Crumbs
Grace of Monaco, that movie about Grace Kelly starring Nicole Kidman, will open Cannes and I’m sure the critics will call her performance the greatest and most inspired performance by an inanimate object since Christian Bale’s combover in American Hustle – Lainey Gossip
It warms my soul knowing that my sister’s first communion veil found a second life as one of Vanessa Hudgens’ skirts – Drunken Stepfather
Adrian Grenier found out the hard way that he’s not Leonardo DiCatchAHo or Adam Levine – The Superficial
St. Angie Jo should just throw some silver glitter on her zombie witch veins and call it good – Celebitchy
Some sex doctor who looks like a bottom tier white Maria Conchita Alonso impersonator might replace Kim Richards on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reality Tea
Where can I pick up an application, because I’ve always wanted $130 million and I’ve always wanted to be the beard of a Chinese billionaire’s daughter – Towleroad
Justin Bieber’s crappy dad knows who puts the fresh white Hanes tank tops on his body – IDLYITW
What in Real Doll clearance sale hell? – Hollywood Tuna
Yup, they fucking – Popoholic
And here I was thinking that Thora Birch’s crazy, asshole of a father was the reason why her career was in a shallow grave – Pajiba
Vaginamatized: Johnny Depp completely is if he doesn’t get a prenup – ICYDK
The Ursula perfume bottle looks like a mutating bottle of Poison – Jezebel
Break out your favorite cum rag, it’s Happy Fap Friday again – The Berry
Garrett GimmeHedlund’s the new Captain Hook – Popsugar
Pussy loves Ian Somerhalder’s ass – SOW
Is Kanye West ghost tweeting for Justin Bieber now? – Just Jared
When a headline just ruins your day – Videogum