Night Crumbs

January 23, 2014 / Posted by:

While Selena Gomez throws a smug face over the Biebs getting busted, I’m throwing a Chloe face at her refusing to not stop wearing a bindi on her face – Lainey Gossip

Jon Gosselin is thinking about suing Kate Gosselin for custody of the sextuplets (sorry Mady and Cara), but what I want to know is where is he planning to put all those children? It’s not like he’s going to take his Ed Hardy shirts out of his dresser to give them drawers to sleep in – The Superficial 

There’s a greater chance of me shitting out a litter of fluffy Persian kittens than there is of Kim Kardashian’s dress size matching her IQ – Celebitchy

“I’d hit its” all around – Towleroad

“Winter Storm Anus” sounds like Keith Urban’s cutesy pet name for Nicole Kidman’s b-hole – Drunken Stepfather

If you squint your eyes and look real close, you might be able to make out Kelly Brook’s nipple plates. Or maybe that’s the face of Jesus winking that I see – IDLYITW

FYI: That one piece Joanna Krupa is wearing. Your grandma wore it hotter – Reality Tea

Two questions come to mind: What is happening with Jennifer Metcalfe’s dress? And who is Jennifer Metcalfe? – Hollywood Tuna

Some things never change like Kristen Stewart dressing like one of the boys in GooniesPopsugar

I see that Vogue used all of the Instagram filters on Kate Upton’s pictures – Popoholic

Sofia Vergara is putting wet balls in her mouth for charity – HuffPo

They say FAIL, I say WIN – The Berry

At least somebody in Miley Cyrus’ family gets it – ICYDK

San Francisco is about to become Lonely Cat Lady Capital of America – Jezebel

This Miley Cyrus SANS FARDS and WITH FARDS GIF should be used as a torture device – OMG Blog

Mayim Bialik, is that you? – Just Jared

Anne Hathaway knows everyone hates her – Pajiba

Jimmy Fallon shows us that Juan Pablo can deep throat like no other – SOW

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