Night Crumbs
While Selena Gomez throws a smug face over the Biebs getting busted, I’m throwing a Chloe face at her refusing to not stop wearing a bindi on her face – Lainey Gossip
Jon Gosselin is thinking about suing Kate Gosselin for custody of the sextuplets (sorry Mady and Cara), but what I want to know is where is he planning to put all those children? It’s not like he’s going to take his Ed Hardy shirts out of his dresser to give them drawers to sleep in – The SuperficialÂ
There’s a greater chance of me shitting out a litter of fluffy Persian kittens than there is of Kim Kardashian’s dress size matching her IQ – Celebitchy
“I’d hit its” all around – Towleroad
“Winter Storm Anus” sounds like Keith Urban’s cutesy pet name for Nicole Kidman’s b-hole – Drunken Stepfather
If you squint your eyes and look real close, you might be able to make out Kelly Brook’s nipple plates. Or maybe that’s the face of Jesus winking that I see – IDLYITW
FYI: That one piece Joanna Krupa is wearing. Your grandma wore it hotter – Reality Tea
Two questions come to mind: What is happening with Jennifer Metcalfe’s dress? And who is Jennifer Metcalfe? – Hollywood Tuna
Some things never change like Kristen Stewart dressing like one of the boys in Goonies – Popsugar
I see that Vogue used all of the Instagram filters on Kate Upton’s pictures – Popoholic
Sofia Vergara is putting wet balls in her mouth for charity – HuffPo
They say FAIL, I say WIN – The Berry
At least somebody in Miley Cyrus’ family gets it – ICYDK
San Francisco is about to become Lonely Cat Lady Capital of America – Jezebel
This Miley Cyrus SANS FARDS and WITH FARDS GIF should be used as a torture device – OMG Blog
Mayim Bialik, is that you? – Just Jared
Anne Hathaway knows everyone hates her – Pajiba
Jimmy Fallon shows us that Juan Pablo can deep throat like no other – SOW