Afternoon Crumbs

LUNCH?! LUNCH?! Kate Moss celebrates her birthday with a lunch. 1) I didn’t even think Kate Moss got up before lunch times. 2) You know you’re just naturally rich when you go to a birthday lunch on a weekday. 3) There better have been coke sandwiches at that lunch or I don’t even know who Kate Moss is anymore – Popsugar

So Sally Hawkins and Colin Farrell might’ve given each other a happy ending at the spa, but I’m more interested in that 90s teenage girl headband he’s wearing – Lainey Gossip

Happiness is watching Peter Dinklage ride a razor scooter – The Superficial

Cirque de SoDrunk – Drunken Stepfather

And this is probably the most interesting thing about Gisele Buttchin – Celebitchy

Duck Dynasty’s season premiere episode was down 28 percent. It would’ve been up 280 percent if it had more man anus and hot gay action – Towleroad

Yeah right, we all know that Pimp Mama Kris had ho-tracking devices installed in all of her whores so she knows which corner they’re working at all times – Reality Tea

Chris Pine is hot, but why is Keira Knightley wearing a dress Suri Cruise probably wore four seasons ago – The Berry

Anne Hathaway was almost in Silver Linings Playbook – IDLYITW

Professional star fucker Jasmine Waltz chose a demure and genteel ensemble as her Celebrity Big Brother eviction outfit – Hollywood Tuna

It’s nice to know that John Travolta’s old man wigs get work as mannequin merkins- Jezebel

FYI: Emily Blunt’s fetus is growing – Popoholic

Justin Bieber is freaking out, because the cops took his cell phone and apparently he’s got naked pictures on there. This is good news for anybody who has ever wanted to see Usher naked – ICYDK

Olympic man ass alert! – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

First, The Professor from Gilligan’s Island dies and now Reuben Kincaid from The Partridge Family – HuffPo

Natasha Lyonne looks hot on the Walk of Shame poster! – Videogum

When Marie Laveau was on 227 – SOW