Afternoon Crumbs

January 14, 2014 / Posted by:

A thick cloud of burnt ovaries overtook the FOX Golden Globes after-party when Tumblr’s sweetheart Bendadick Cumsbatches and Michael Fassbender started dancing together – Lainey Gossip

Fendi keeps it subtle and classy by covering their runway with goat fur. Don’t they know that they could’ve gotten the same look by shaving the hair off of a Kardashian’s back? – Jezebel

Lupita Nyong’o’s eyes look like dragonfly wings on the cover of Dazed & ConfusedCelebitchy

Boy George is back and giving us Christian rock – Towleroad

For Drew Barrymore’s second pregnancy, she’s doing it the Jessica Simpson way by eating all the foods – The Berry

Praise Jesus, Buddah, Allah and Bea Arthur, it’s the return of Zoila! – Reality Tea

Good Christian anal porn star is writing a good Christian parenting book – The Superficial

JLo looks like a well-seasoned call girl trolling the bar of a Ramada for johns. In other words, I approve of this look! – Hollywood Tuna

Uncle CiCi’s got a case of the BABIES!!!! – Popsugar

If you’re Justin Verlander’s friend and wondering why he isn’t returning your texts, it’s because he’s busy motorboating Kate Upton’s chichis again – IDLYITW

A Styrofoam cup full of flat soda water is the new face of SodaStream – Drunken Stepfather

Mila Kunis and her dog friend put on matching outfits to go for a walk – Popoholic

Add the stills from Leonardo DiCaprio’ssnorting coke out of a hooker’s ass” scene and this post would be the best moments from Wolf of Wall Street – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Is Christina Ricci paying homage to the Punky Brewster episode where Cherry hides in the refrigerator? – ICYDK

Okay, maybe one, maybe two, but did anybody ask for three Avatar sequels? – Just Jared

David O’Russell is sorry for that stupid slavery comment – Popbytes

CoCo’s asshole follows her pussy’s lead by chomping on those jeans – Moe Jackson

The up eye the demure painted beauty on the left is throwing says everything that needs to be said about this desperate Billy Ray Cyrus picture – SOW

(Pic via Invision for FOX Broadcasting Company/AP)

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