Afternoon Crumbs

January 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow helps her Gooplets sell lemonade in front of their mansion. I guess “made with Femminello St. Teresa limonis hand-picked by seasoned lemon farmers on a hillside in Italy and flown in on a temp-controlled private jet” didn’t fit on the sign – Lainey Gossip

Mostly the story of my life in pictures РThe Berry 

Those wavy floors say otherwise, but whatever you say, you lie-telling heffa, you – The Superficial

ScarJo looks good and that is a line I never thought I’d type without covering it in a sheet of sarcasm first – Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Osbourne went through another fiance – Celebitchy

Droopy Dog Vicki from The Real Housewives of Naranja County is going to be a memaw again – Reality Tea

Err, haven’t all boy band dudes sucked dick at least one time or another? – Towleroad

Stevie Nicks brought a little magical gracefulness to the camp extravaganza that was last night’s episode of AHS: CovenGawker

As he slowly lost consciousness from the smelly pussy fumes wafting up his nose, the mechanic realized that Joanna Krupa was standing in front of him and suddenly everything made sense. Cut to black. – Hollywood Tuna

And yet, my stomach is still fatter than Olivia Wilde’s¬†stomach – IDLYITW

The Photoshop Awards: Shakira and RiRi copy + pasted onto the cover of their single – Jezebel

Dianna Agron stretches the laws of titty tape – Popoholic

Should’ve been Rojo Caliente. SHOULD. HAVE. BEEN. ROJO. CALIENTE. – ICYDK

Outkast is reuniting at Coochella – OMG Blog

The dude from Burn Notice is a basic cable Billy CrudupHuffPo

The emerald green glamor of Liberace with a dash of Eva GaborBoy Culture

(Pic via FameFlynet)

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