Afternoon Crumbs

January 8, 2014 / Posted by:

While presenting Emma Thompson with the award for Best Actress at the National Board of Review Awards, Meryl Streep dragged Walt Disney’s corpse out and spit on it while calling him an anti-Semitic, racist bigot. And yes, she’ll probably win an Oscar for that speech – Lainey Gossip 

Miley Cyrus’ crotch looks like the ass of a diaper-wearing Sphynx cat – The Superficial

It bothers me that Ceiling Eyes is still getting attention but her extremely hot and iconic drunk mother is not – Drunken Stepfather

The BAFTA nominations are out and Dallas Buyers Club got completely shut out, which is why Matthew McConaughey is playing a song of sorrow on his bongos – Celebitchy

The gay Mean Girls (which is already the gay Mean Girls) is finally here #fagswag – Towleroad

If you really want to throw a 12 Years a Slave-themed Golden Globes party, then save yourself the trouble and just go to Paula Deen’s Golden Globes party instead – Jezebel

“Did somebody snatch that bitch’s leg off?!” is something you’ll probably say after watching the trailer for the next season of The Real Housewives of New York Reality Tea

And here’s Marg Helgenberg’s freckled chichi balls- Hollywood Tuna

A lady recorded her daily visit to the gym for 100 days and I watched it while enjoying a slice of Kraft cheese I melted in the microwave – The Berry

SAD SPOILER ALERT: Molly the dog does not get the final rose on The BachelorIDLYITW

In possibly related news, Jack Daniels just announced it is filing for bankruptcy – ICYDK

Anne Hathaway is on vacation in Hawaii and looks really happy about it – Popoholic

What happened when a Colombian drug lord accidentally sent Charlie Sheen’s regular monthly order to Germany – OMG Blog

But what I really want to know is if Jason Biggs talked shit about Molly the dog, because if he did Allison and I will burn his Twitter house down – Pajiba

The Difficult Brown turned down some plea deal and I tuned out while reading the rest, because I didn’t see the words “was sentenced to a life in prison for criminal acts of douchebaggery” anywhere – Just Jared

Alternate headline: Aaron Paul Did LSD While Watching A Michael Jackson Video Marathon On Fuse Once – Videogum

The big-tittied blossom Lacey Wildd finally made her TLC debut – SOW

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