Afternoon Crumbs

January 7, 2014 / Posted by:

Mama June and her family of deep fried butterlings were in a car accident! Dip your fingers in sketti sauce, make the sign of the cross on your body and pray for America’s First Family! – ICYDK

Charlize Theron is still suffering from that neurological injury that’s keeping her brain from letting her know that fucking Sean Penn on the regular is the worst idea ever – Lainey GossipĀ 

Lindsay Lohan won an award, and no it wasn’t Crackhead of the Year. She lost that one to her mother again! – The Berry

Everybody looked like a mess at the Girls premiere – Jezebel

Cameron Diaz talks about her face – Celebitchy

Backdoor Farrah’s fake boyfriend had a real girlfriend who didn’t want him to be Backdoor Farrah’s fake boyfriend – The Superficial

Lily Tomlin and her partner of a million years were New Year’s Eve brides – Towleroad

Maxim named Eva Longoria their “Woman of the Year” and I’m guessing the year they’re talking about is 2006 – Hollywood Tuna

RiRi and Cara Delevingne went to a basketball game together and what’s really weird about these pictures is that RiRi isn’t holding a drank or a joint in any of them. That might be the first time in RiRi history that’s ever happened… – Drunken Stepfather

Nobody wants to eat at restaurants that have been tainted by the presence of The Real Trashwives of New Jersey Reality Tea

Anne Hathaway is giving me hippie mid-wife on a commune – Popoholic


Lindsey Vonn is out of the Olympics – CDAN

Prince William goes to his first day of school and I guess he forgot his Prince Hot Ginge lunchbox at home – Just Jared

Oh look, it’s a sports version of Toddlers & Tiaras to show us that showbiz parents aren’t the only ones vicariously living through their kids – Pajiba

I didn’t know Kanye West is also a movie critic who writes under the pen name Armond WhitePopbytes

Sofia Vergara looks so hot here! – SOW

The graceful bat dance move at the very end turned this into ART – Videogum

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