Night Crumbs

January 2, 2014 / Posted by:

Meet Sean Friday, the drummer for a band called Dead Sara and the young dude who is supposedly doing Demi Moore in Mexico. Yes, Sean Friday (Side note: That’s a hot name) would probably squint his eyes and two clouds of question marks would shoot out of his ears if you asked him if he knows what St. Elmo’s Fire is, but who cares! Demi’s not going to quiz him on her movie credits while she’s twerking on him in her bikini at the nearest Senor Frog’s  – Lainey Gossip

Skeletor and that Topshop heiress are still a thing – Drunken Stepfather

Alyssa Milano calls out Jay Mohr for calling her fat and shades his Madame-looking ass wife while doing so – Celebitchy

Bethenny Frankl wishes her shit show of a talk show could be as classy as Maury Reality Show

Chris Kluwe thinks that being a gay-rights activist got him cut from the Minnesota Vikings – Towleroad

These pictures of one of my gold digging heroes Victoria Silvstedt just aren’t the same without her hanging on some short, fat, hairy billionaire – Hollywood Tuna

Yes to a shirtless Dominic Purcell and yes to AnnaLynne McCord wearing one of the Goddess costumes from ShowgirlsPopoholic

I am judging Suri Cruise for approving those shorts on Katie Holmes’ body – The Superficial

For why, I don’t know, but Nina Agdal is giving me white Jody Watley vibes here – IDLYITW

These marzipan sculptures almost look human – ICYDK

Macklemore and Miley Cyrus pose together to prove once and for all that they’re not the same person – The Berry

And here I was hoping that the BeyHive would sting the twerk out of Miley CyrusJezebel

The hot news for Canadians is that whoring is finally legal in Canada! The shitty news for Canadians is that Lindsay Lohan is moving to Canada – OMG Blog

Juicy Joe actually found another trick who’s willing to hump him – CDAN

RIP Juanita MooreBoy Culture

Who knew that Baby Weird Al had some serious eyebrow game? – SOW

Gabrielle Union wants you to know that she’s still with Dwayne Wade Just Jared

Ke$hit’s video for “Dirty Love” put herpes sores on all of my senses – Popbytes

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