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January 1, 2014 / Posted by:

The drunk partiers who kissed, flipped off the camera and dropped the last gloriously beautiful F-bomb of 2013 on Fox News last night!

Magic happened last night when Fox News sent medium drink of creep Phil Keating out to South Beach to interview drunk hos without a seven-second delay. When two boozed-up blossoms shed their delicate petals next to him, Phil called one of them a “tall drink of water,” put a mic in her face and told her to say something to the nation. Well, Phil learned that when you ask a drunk, refined lady to say something on New Year’s Eve, she’ll probably say, “We got 5 minutes till 2014 and we’re gonna FUCK SHIT UP!” Phil responded by letting my hero know that it’s “a family show, babe.

She’s not a tall drink of water, she’s a tall drink of no fucks to give.

But what I want to know is, what family is watching Fox News on New Year’s Eve together?! The Robertsons? The Palins? Elisabeth Hasselcrack’s family? Well, any family watching Fox News on New Year’s Eve was probably sad that they were watching Fox News on New Year’s Eve instead of fucking shit up in Florida. Happy Fucking New Year’s! Here’s to another year of fuck bomb after fuck bomb.

via Buzzfeed

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