Afternoon Crumbs

December 19, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The trailer for KATE UPTON’S TITS: THE MOVIE (also featuring Cameron Diaz and that chick from This Is 40) is here – Lainey Gossip

FINALLY, Rickie from My So-Called Life speaks out about that Duck Dynasty fuckery – Towleroad

Drunk ass Brandi Glanville says that she IS The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, was probably drunk off her ass when she said so – Celebitchy

Demi Lovato is leaving X-Factor and the entire show should follow her out the exit door – Reality Tea

When an attempted robbery on a bus goes right – Drunken Stepfather

Kim Kartrashian went on to say in her head, “I would never wax my child’s eyebrows! That’s just monstrous and low-class! I lasered them!” – The Superficial

I can almost see Alessandra Ambrosio’s blitzen – Hollywood Tuna

HOLLYOAKS PEEN ALERT! HOLLYOAKS PEEN ALERT! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

When Candice Swanepoel dances in that dress, she kind of looks like a peach-colored sheep dog shaking after a bath – IDLYITW

Gwen Stefani is now going into her 6th trimester – Popoholic

The hell is Ant-Man?! And shouldn’t human ant Giuliana Rancic play him? – ICYDK

Brittany Murphy’s dad has more proof for his “she was poisoned” theory – Jezebel

You really have zero life like me when you’re excited about playing this Lil Bub video before bed tonight – Buzzfeed

Katie got canned – Just Jared

Conan O’Brien goes to the scariest place on earth: The American Girl Store – SOW

I hope the entire script for the Twitter TV show is in hash tags – Videogum

GQ had Dylan Penn in their magazine so they could ask her if she’s doing RPattz or not – Popsugar

For why is Kristen Wiig dressed like a marm at a clown school? – I’m Not Obsessed

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