Afternoon Crumbs

November 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge grew a beautiful beard for his trek to the South Pole and it’s more calming than a flaming Duraflame and more warm than a hug from a friendly Grizzly Bear. What I’m saying is that I want to put Prince Hot Ginge in my fireplace and roast my nalgas on his fire beard – Lainey Gossip

And as Joey Fatone danced in his pajamas next to Bethenny Frankelstein, he softly cursed Justin Timberlake for not having to do stupid crap like this for relevancy – Jezebel

Miley who? Trace Cyrus proves that he’s truly the most photogenic Cyrus by killing it in a photo shoot with Kate UptonThe Superficial

Pimp Mama Kris is going to have to get another money-making scheme for the Kimye wedding, because that White House crasher chick and the dude from Journey stole her pay-per-view idea – Celebitchy

One time I was walking my dog in Brooklyn and Krysten Ritter asked me for a shit bag and there’s my Krysten Ritter story and here she is in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

“I don’t agree if she has cancer or not” is the latest dingle of stupid that fell out of Alec Baldwin’s mouth and got him fired from MSNBC – Towleroad

While Miley Cyrus is feeling herself, her coochie can longer feel itself since it’s been paralyzed from being suffocated by all those latex granny panties – Hollywood Tuna

Kenya Moore thinks that Phaedra Parks should smell Apollo’s dick – Reality Tea

And here’s Sarah Silverman and her big Jewish tits (her words) – Popoholic

Hot pieces in uniform alert! – The Berry

Sandra Bullock is still single (sorry for the stab to the heart for you crazy bitches who still think she and George Clooney should get together full-time) – ICYDK

Light the candles, pass me the joint and put on something flowy, because Mazzy Star is back – OMG Blog

Frankie Muniz had another stroke – HuffPo

Here’s the Independent Spirit Award nominations – Just Jared

Bon Jovi, Taylor Swift and Prince William sang “Livin’ on a Prayer” together. That really might’ve been the whitest thing I’ve ever typed – Popsugar

Did Roseanne Barr and Rosie O’Donnell hack Charlie Sheen’s Twitter and write a poem together? – Videogum

And I still would – Pajiba

Megan Fox’s face is back on the Jocelyn Wildenstein Expressway – Moe Jackson

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