Afternoon Crumbs

November 21, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Falkor Rimes time traveled to the 90s, went to a Charlotte Russe, bought the three ugliest things there, put them on and time traveled back – Celebitchy

Here’s Winona Ryder, James Franco, Jason Statham and Kate Bosworth at the Las Vegas premiere of their movie Homefront. Kate Bosworthy obviously rushed over there from her cocktail waitress job at Caesar’s – Lainey Gossip

Mila Kunis went to the grocery store to buy gallon jugs of bleach and rubbing alcohol to cleanse herself after boning Ashton Kutcher – The Superficial

Something I didn’t need to expose my eyes to ever: Kathy Hilton’s nips – Drunken Stepfather

Seeing and hearing about The Real Witch of Beverly Hills makes me miss La Bruja from Real Housewives of Miami more and more – Reality Tea

Welcome to armpit fetish heaven – The Berry

It’s good to know that the paps still show up when Kristin Cavallari calls them – Hollywood Tuna

Excuse me while I troll the automotive section of Target to find a buff dude in underwear that I can wash the hood of my car with – Towleroad

“Charles Manson can find a crazy bitch to marry his evil ugly ass, but yet I can’t get a ho” said every single person on Earth – IDLYITW

Shaggy from Scooby Doo looks AWFUL! – Popoholic

If you changed the title to “Has Kim spent $80,000 on plastic surgeries since yesterday?” the answer would still be an all-caps, bolded YES – ICYDK

Who ever wrote the tagline for Lifetime’s Lizzie Borden poster probably patted themselves on the back while posting it – OMG Blog

Hugh JackMeOff had skin cancer on his nose. His abs are fine and he’s going to live! – Just Jared

But when are they going to wear matching paper bag masks? – Popsugar

Old John Stamos kind of looks like Bob Newhart or a speckled egg with eyes – SOW

And I bet the sound of Fergie’s kid sharting was more pleasant than anything the Black Eyed Peas has produced – HuffPo

Putting the HO in Hong Kong – I’m Not Obsessed

Maks Douchekovskiy probably dumped Kate Upton – Celebslam

The delusion in Kanye West’s brain is still so thick that doesn’t know that Anna Wintour would rather put ten fat models in CROCs and polyester jogging suits on the cover of Vogue than Kim Kardashain – Popbytes

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