Afternoon Crumbs
Mimi says that doing American Idol was like going to work in Hell with Satan. I kept waiting for her to say, “….if Satan had ass implants, smelled like make-up and was even more flammable than he already is,” but she probably stopped herself since she knew we knew who she was talking about – Lainey Gossip
The Kardashians would like the number to the baker who made that cum-spewing peen cake – Drunken Stepfather
Amy Poehler is giving me young Beverly D’Angelo – The Berry
I don’t know if the tag sticking out is attached to Courtney Stodden’s bikini or her plastic titty balls – The Superficial
Who knew that Sacha Baron Cohen’s wife would turn out to be the voice of reason? – Celebitchy
The White Witch is coming to American Horror Story: Coven – Towleroad
If the world was a perfect place, a trap door to the underworld would open up under anybody who buys Kardashian krap to meet Khloe Kardashian – Reality Tea
Oh, don’t mind that lady, she’s just checking to make sure everything’s there before she ships Nina Agdal off to Leonardo DiCaprio’s house – Hollywood Tuna
“Um, Kelly, I think you’ve got a little bit of Jeremy’s canned hair on your shirt” is what Kelly Brook’s friends will say to her all the time now that she’s dating Jeremy Piven – IDLYITW
“Why is everyone screaming ‘Ms. Gosselin’ at me?!” – Popoholic
The CW is bringing back Tales from the Darkside. If they really want to show us something scary, they should just show behind-the-scenes footage of Ty Ty Banks shooting Top Model – OMG Blog
MTV is copying Big Brother now – ICYDK
If Lindsay Lohan and Chris Brown fell in love… – Tosh.0
Taylor Swift is still that fifth year high school senior who befriends all the juniors – Just Jared
Disappointment is me seeing the headline “Prince Harry Shows His South Pole…” before seeing a picture of THE QUEEN holding some snowsuit – Popsugar
Err, somebody set Nicole Scherzinger’s internal calendar to the current date, because she obviously thinks it’s still Slut-O-Ween – Moe Jackson
RIP Body of Proof – SOW
The Wahlburgers reality show is happening – Videogum
Channing Tatum’s football uniform costume needs more bulge – I’m Not Obsessed