Afternoon Crumbs

November 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Since Uncle Terry’s camera is busy jizzing all over Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga, his old partner in gross Lindsay Lohan has to take her own selfies that look like crime scene photos – The Superficial

Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are back together again. What Shane needs to do is get together with some tweezers, because his brows are spreading and starting to migrate to his hairline – Lainey Gossip

Alohallelujah! Gay marriage is one signature away from becoming legal in Hawaii – Towelroad

Are we sure this isn’t Miley Cyrus in a wig? – Drunken Stepfather

I can’t wait for the David Guetta remix of Lorde’s cover of “Everybody Wants to Rule The World”Jezebel

George Clooney doesn’t hate Leonardo DiCaprio, but still hates Russell CroweCelebitchy

Todd Herzog, the winner of Survivor: China, talks about his struggle with alcohol addiction to Dr. Phil. But you know, in my experience, looking at Dr. Phil’s face for a long period of time makes me want to do the opposite of getting sober – Towleroad

Maria Menounos hugs Jenny McCarthy’s piece, probably caught whooping cough while doing so – Hollywood Tuna

Vh1 is still the place where fame whores can run to when their checking account runs dry and they can get a check to cry about fake problems they don’t have – Reality Tea

Alternate title: Fix Yo Towels Before You Take A Selfie! – The Berry

Kate Upton might be in the Entourage movie – IDLYITW

So this is what one of Richard Simmons’ tape worms look like – OMG Blog

Uma Thurman looks hot – Popoholic

Have a seat in the section marked STFU, Professor AkonICYDK

Good Morning America SAVES LIVES, but wait, Amy Robach is married to Billy from Melrose Place? – Pajiba

I just want to grab her by the feet, hang her upside down and mop my bathroom floor with her – HuffPo

If you want to get Rose Byrne’s look, just ask someone to blow baby powder into your eyes – I’m Not Obsessed

Madge’s daughter has a very special message for the paps – Moe Jackson

“I can’t be friends with a penniless peasant!” is what GOOP is going to say to Kate Hudson after she finds out that her closet isn’t full of designer crap – Popsugar

I have an old, busted Paddington Bear doll and its hair looks more natural than the crap that’s on Nicole Kidman’s head – Just Jared

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