Afternoon Crumbs

Duchess Kate twirled her locks on the balcony at a Remembrance Sunday event, because when you’re honoring the fallen you should totally make sure that your prom curls stay curly – Celebitchy

Camry Boners is trading in a dance career for doing vagina pirouettes on Prince Hot Ginge’s peen full-time – Lainey Gossip

Today we give thanks to the men and women serving our country and we also give thanks to military nipples – The Berry

Joanna Krupa’s friend is thinking, “Well, I would rather talk to her ass than talk to her face, so I’m okay with this…” – Drunken Stepfather

Jack’s assistant from 30 Rock comes out about his love of peen and this is shocking and surprising to anyone who didn’t see his ass at gay bars in NYC all the time – Towleroad

I can’t wait for the scene in the batcave showers when Nightwing pisses on Batman – The Superficial

Lisa Vanderpump is not taking her final bow and leaving The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stage – Reality Tea

Former HSOTD Teddy Bear celebrates pumpkin season! – OMG Blog

I don’t think Brit Brit’s yawning, I think she’s in the middle of screaming, “I want FRAAAAAAAAAP” – IDLYITW

Katy Perry covered up her chichis with a mother of the bride dress at the MTV EMAs – Hollywood Tuna

Pussycat camel toe alert (maybe…)! – Popoholic

Katie Holmes looks like she’s wearing that make-up mask Jane Jetson wore on The Jetsons – ICYDK

Lucky found a way to make Kerry Washington look like a maniacal forest goblin who lives in trees and eats the hair of children – Jezebel

Because of course it was – HuffPo

Gretchen Carlson goes SANS FARDS – Pajiba

“U betta weeeeeerk” is what Tom Brady is singing in his head over and over again – Popsugar

Johnny Depp’s yellow hair doesn’t look as busted – Just Jared

All My Children closes its coffin door again – SOW

Julia Roberts looks slightly constipated on Marie Claire – I’m Not Obsessed