Afternoon Crumbs

November 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Illinois has made same-sex marriage legal! Oprah and Gayle King can finally make get married (sorry, Stedman)!!! But seriously, a bucket full of YAYs for Illinois – Towleroad

Annie Lennox’s blonde daughter is a vision in a two-tone weave and Bonne Bell pink eyeshadow – Lainey Gossip

Selena Gomez says that she’s not a one-night kind of girl as Justin Bieber throws his naked body on top of a pile of South American hookers – Celebitchy

But in other news, Kate Upton’s reds don’t perfectly match and it’s making my eyes twitch – Drunken Stepfather

Lydia has quit The Real WaxWives of Orange County and this makes me sad, because I was really hoping to see her yell at her hot mom about smoking pot since she never does that – Reality Tea

Kanye West is claiming the Confederate flag as is his own and no, this isn’t going to end well, but I’m just glad that he hasn’t changed the name to Kanyefederate flag yet – The Superficial

Kylie Jenner wears a dress from a fashion line called How To Get Attention Away From Your Sister Who Just Turned 18 And Is Getting Porn Offers – IDLYITW

Stacy Keibler’s titty balls are so smushed and suffocated that they’re trying to search for an air pocket – Hollywood Tuna

Jada Pinkett-Smith refuses to leave the hair foolery to Willow SmithThe Berry

It’s nice to see that the back hair from the Kardashian’s wax strips are being put to good use (see: Kate Beckinsale’s jacket) – Popoholic

File under: If I was a parent…- Pajiba

Miley Cyrus got her memaw’s face tattooed on her – ICYDK

The squinter formerly known as Squinty Zellweger still doesn’t look like Squinty Zellweger – HuffPo

That’s your crack smoking mayor, Toronto! – OMG Blog

Naya Rivera does the sexy farting pose on Rolling Stone – Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston took the weave out of her hair and now kind of looks like a fresh-out-of-the-shower Keith UrbanPopsugar

Oops – Videogum

In “when your greedy gums declare war on your teeth and start to eat them” news… – Crunk + Disorderly

Holly Madison and Rainbow Aurora pose in an extremely riveting staged photo-op on some blanket in the park – I’m Not Obsessed

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