Afternoon Crumbs
Illinois has made same-sex marriage legal! Oprah and Gayle King can finally make get married (sorry, Stedman)!!! But seriously, a bucket full of YAYs for Illinois – Towleroad
Annie Lennox’s blonde daughter is a vision in a two-tone weave and Bonne Bell pink eyeshadow – Lainey Gossip
Selena Gomez says that she’s not a one-night kind of girl as Justin Bieber throws his naked body on top of a pile of South American hookers – Celebitchy
But in other news, Kate Upton’s reds don’t perfectly match and it’s making my eyes twitch – Drunken Stepfather
Lydia has quit The Real WaxWives of Orange County and this makes me sad, because I was really hoping to see her yell at her hot mom about smoking pot since she never does that – Reality Tea
Kanye West is claiming the Confederate flag as is his own and no, this isn’t going to end well, but I’m just glad that he hasn’t changed the name to Kanyefederate flag yet – The Superficial
Kylie Jenner wears a dress from a fashion line called How To Get Attention Away From Your Sister Who Just Turned 18 And Is Getting Porn Offers – IDLYITW
Stacy Keibler’s titty balls are so smushed and suffocated that they’re trying to search for an air pocket – Hollywood Tuna
Jada Pinkett-Smith refuses to leave the hair foolery to Willow Smith – The Berry
It’s nice to see that the back hair from the Kardashian’s wax strips are being put to good use (see: Kate Beckinsale’s jacket) – Popoholic
File under: If I was a parent…- Pajiba
Miley Cyrus got her memaw’s face tattooed on her – ICYDK
The squinter formerly known as Squinty Zellweger still doesn’t look like Squinty Zellweger – HuffPo
That’s your crack smoking mayor, Toronto! – OMG Blog
Naya Rivera does the sexy farting pose on Rolling Stone – Just Jared
Jennifer Aniston took the weave out of her hair and now kind of looks like a fresh-out-of-the-shower Keith Urban – Popsugar
Oops – Videogum
In “when your greedy gums declare war on your teeth and start to eat them” news… – Crunk + Disorderly
Holly Madison and Rainbow Aurora pose in an extremely riveting staged photo-op on some blanket in the park – I’m Not Obsessed