Afternoon Crumbs
Chestica Simpson looks like a big-tittied black swan caught in the headlights – Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit’s new single “Perfume” is about leaving her mark on her man and I’m picturing her lifting her leg on Normal Guy Dave. Pissing on your piece IS the hillbilly way of marking your man as yours – Lainey Gossip
Hayden Panatroll does Day of the Dead Trolls – Drunken Stepfather
Alternate title: People get old and some people get plastic surgery – The Berry
I’m sure Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s twins will laugh about all of this in the future while downing Xanax during their daily therapy session – Celebitchy
Wendy Williams is a regular Detective La Toya – Reality Tea
Silly, porn companies, don’t you know that the Kartrashians don’t do straight-up “porn” deals? Pimp Mama Kris directs them in a sex tape, leaks that tape onto the Internet and cries “VICTIM!” while negotiating a multi-million dollar deal with Vivid. Do I have to teach you everything? – The Superficial
Eminem is talking about using the word “faggot” in his songs again and I hope this doesn’t mean that he’s going to do damage control by doing ANOTHER duet with Elton John – Towleroad
And now we know that Nicki Minaj’s greatest talent is balancing herself while holding up her four ton ass – IDLYITW
Here’s an adrenaline shot to the heart in the form of Tom Hiddleston dancing – Jezebel
Being knocked up with Baby Montego Candy Crush (that’s totally what she’s going to name her kid) is doing good things to Gwen Stefani’s face – ICYDK
Carrie Underwood is that girl who wears makeup to the gym – Popoholic
Lying there with a bag full of ice on her sore crotch reminded Pamela Anderson about the first time she took on Tommy Lee’s anaconda dick – HuffPo
And here’s Bear Grylls’ nalgas, peen and dick bush forest – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Emile Hirsch named his son VALOR – Just Jared
Finnick Odair and a small dog. The end. – Popsugar
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Hand Job Happy Hour Show is over – Pajiba
Based on these pictures, that Paddington Bear movie is going to be really, really weird – I’m Not Obsessed
Um, the trick who threw a bottle at Justin Bieber needs to know that the only way he will suck on a bottle is if you do the little choo-choo song while driving it into his mouth – SOW
(Pic via Pacific Coast News)