Afternoon Crumbs

November 4, 2013 / Posted by:

Chestica Simpson looks like a big-tittied black swan caught in the headlights – Hollywood Tuna

Brit Brit’s new single “Perfume” is about leaving her mark on her man and I’m picturing her lifting her leg on Normal Guy Dave. Pissing on your piece IS the hillbilly way of marking your man as yours – Lainey Gossip

Hayden Panatroll does Day of the Dead Trolls – Drunken Stepfather

Alternate title: People get old and some people get plastic surgery – The Berry

I’m sure Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s twins will laugh about all of this in the future while downing Xanax during their daily therapy session – Celebitchy

Wendy Williams is a regular Detective La ToyaReality Tea

Silly, porn companies, don’t you know that the Kartrashians don’t do straight-up “porn” deals?  Pimp Mama Kris directs them in a sex tape, leaks that tape onto the Internet and cries “VICTIM!” while negotiating a multi-million dollar deal with Vivid. Do I have to teach you everything? – The Superficial

Eminem is talking about using the word “faggot” in his songs again and I hope this doesn’t mean that he’s going to do damage control by doing ANOTHER duet with Elton JohnTowleroad

And now we know that Nicki Minaj’s greatest talent is balancing herself while holding up her four ton ass – IDLYITW

Here’s an adrenaline shot to the heart in the form of Tom Hiddleston dancing – Jezebel

Being knocked up with Baby Montego Candy Crush (that’s totally what she’s going to name her kid) is doing good things to Gwen Stefani’s face – ICYDK

Carrie Underwood is that girl who wears makeup to the gym – Popoholic

Lying there with a bag full of ice on her sore crotch reminded Pamela Anderson about the first time she took on Tommy Lee’s anaconda dick – HuffPo

And here’s Bear Grylls’ nalgas, peen and dick bush forest – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Emile Hirsch named his son VALOR – Just Jared

Finnick Odair and a small dog. The end. – Popsugar

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Hand Job Happy Hour Show is over – Pajiba

Based on these pictures, that Paddington Bear movie is going to be really, really weird – I’m Not Obsessed

Um, the trick who threw a bottle at Justin Bieber needs to know that the only way he will suck on a bottle is if you do the little choo-choo song while driving it into his mouth – SOW

(Pic via Pacific Coast News)

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