Afternoon Crumbs

October 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Excuse, Ms. McValtrex, you’re in the wrong patch. The blumpkin patch is over there.” – The Superficial

Taylor Swift, ASkars and Katie Holmes are doing a movie together and if anybody is going to hook up on that shit, it better be Katie and Taylor. Leave ASkars’ vampire viking dick out of it. – Lainey Gossip

What I got from this is that Ramona Singer is trying to make it look like Bravo faked the cheating rumors to hide the fact that Mario Singer┬áis passing his dick to any and every Hamptons hussy – RealityTea

A sad, lonely Maury Povich is sitting in the corner of the room, feeling rejected and confused, because Ronan Farrow doesn’t want to know if Frank Sinatra IS the father – Celebitchy

You know you’re next level desperate when you’re watching this “Grind On Me” supercut and wishing you could shapeshift into carpet – Towleroad

Germany’s official national blossom Micaela Schaefer shows us what it would look like if an episode of The Walking Dead was directed by Uncle TerryHollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan’s dead ancestor strikes in Alabama – OMG Blog

Katy Perry’s chichis are on the cover of W Magazine Drunken Stepfather

The Douchebags of Tinder – The Berry

The time I mistook Eva Mendes for St. Angie Jo. Blame it on that hand vein of doom. – Popoholic

I will not accept Betty White’sWrecking Ball” parody until she does it with only burgundy Docs on – Boy Culture

They don’t call his ass The Most Interesting Man In The World for nothing – HuffPo

Here’s Julianne Hough in yoga pants if you need that today (“I don’t, girl, I don’t!” – Ryan Seacrest) – IDLYITW

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Any billionaire who spends $100,000 to spend the day with Guy Fieri should automatically have his billions taken away and be banished from society along with Guy Fieri – Videogum

Leonardo DiCaprio’s starring in a movie whose title sounds like Nicole Kidman’s nickname for her period – Just Jared

Crafty memaw chic: Sharon Stone’s working it – I’m Not Obsessed

I wore the same outfit that Blue Ivy Carter is wearing over the weekend only hers cost five billion times more than mine – Popsugar

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