Afternoon Crumbs
“Excuse, Ms. McValtrex, you’re in the wrong patch. The blumpkin patch is over there.” – The Superficial
Taylor Swift, ASkars and Katie Holmes are doing a movie together and if anybody is going to hook up on that shit, it better be Katie and Taylor. Leave ASkars’ vampire viking dick out of it. – Lainey Gossip
What I got from this is that Ramona Singer is trying to make it look like Bravo faked the cheating rumors to hide the fact that Mario Singer is passing his dick to any and every Hamptons hussy – RealityTea
A sad, lonely Maury Povich is sitting in the corner of the room, feeling rejected and confused, because Ronan Farrow doesn’t want to know if Frank Sinatra IS the father – Celebitchy
You know you’re next level desperate when you’re watching this “Grind On Me” supercut and wishing you could shapeshift into carpet – Towleroad
Germany’s official national blossom Micaela Schaefer shows us what it would look like if an episode of The Walking Dead was directed by Uncle Terry – Hollywood Tuna
Lindsay Lohan’s dead ancestor strikes in Alabama – OMG Blog
Katy Perry’s chichis are on the cover of W Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
The Douchebags of Tinder – The Berry
The time I mistook Eva Mendes for St. Angie Jo. Blame it on that hand vein of doom. – Popoholic
I will not accept Betty White’s “Wrecking Ball” parody until she does it with only burgundy Docs on – Boy Culture
They don’t call his ass The Most Interesting Man In The World for nothing – HuffPo
Here’s Julianne Hough in yoga pants if you need that today (“I don’t, girl, I don’t!” – Ryan Seacrest) – IDLYITW
More like Butthoven – SOW
Any billionaire who spends $100,000 to spend the day with Guy Fieri should automatically have his billions taken away and be banished from society along with Guy Fieri – Videogum
Leonardo DiCaprio’s starring in a movie whose title sounds like Nicole Kidman’s nickname for her period – Just Jared
Crafty memaw chic: Sharon Stone’s working it – I’m Not Obsessed
I wore the same outfit that Blue Ivy Carter is wearing over the weekend only hers cost five billion times more than mine – Popsugar