Night Crumbs
Lady CaCa released her new song with R. Kelly called “Do What U Want.” I hope CaCa threw a tarp on the floor, because when you tell R. Kelly to do what he wants while you stick your ass out, you’re pretty much inviting him to power wash your nalgas with his piss stream – Lainey Gossip
Alternate headline: Russell Brand made a gay porn once – The SuperficialÂ
The padded bra shirt for men makes me sad inside and only because it’s missing nipples – Towleroad
Hayden Panatroll’s top looks like a fly cleaning its face. No, I’m not stoned (I think) – Hollywood Tuna
I don’t know if naked Beyonce’s in a hammock or if she made Basement Baby, Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland hold up two tablecloths – Drunken Stepfather
I was all for Sandra Bullock’s Day of the Dead costume until I got to her flip flops. Really. FLIP FLOPS. – The Berry
Little Critter’s long-lost twin sister might get a Vogue cover – Celebitchy
Kelly Clarkson got married and her dress looks like a dress one of the ghosts wear on the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland – ICYDK
Katy Perry looks like the member of a bootleg Solid Gold dance group called Gold Plated – Popoholic
Sad news for ladies who get moist for dudes who have been tainted by Pimp Mama Kris and look like a retired lesbian tennis player who’s been hit in the face with too many golf balls – Reality Tea
In other words, Quentin Tarantino really wants to eat the dried self-tanner dingles wedged between Xtina’s toes – IDLYITW
Try not to put wrinkles on your forehead by making an OMGIMSOSURPRISEDFACE when Tim Burton announces that his boo Johnny Depp is going to play Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice 2 – HuffPo
Throw this Willie Nelson cake in the trash if it’s not filled with weed cream – OMG Blog
Vin Diesel’s titties look depressed and greasy, but I still would – Just Jared
I hope that at least one paparazzo captured the eye roll that Suri Cruise made when she first saw the $10 brown wig on Taylor Swift’s head – Popsugar
There’s a sick part of me that wants to see Auntie Bruce Jenner and Miss Steven Tyler bump tits – Crunk + Disorderly
Parks and Recreation is taking a break – Pajiba
Justin Bieber’s whiny ode to blow jobs is even more sexier when you think about him squeezing out a stubborn shit into a janitor’s bucket while singing it – Jezebel
Topanga got married – I’m Not Obsessed