Night Crumbs
Jamie Dornan and ASkars are on a list of dudes who might be willing to ruin their careers by replacing Charlie Hunnam in Fifty Shades of Shit. There’s only one way to fix this mess. They should dump Melanie Griffith’s daughter and cast ASkars as Christian Grey and Jamie Dornan as Ana. They need to do that and then take my money – Just Jared
Zac Efron and his ex-piece Lily Collins went to the movies together, which means NOTHING! Zac learned the first time that you should never “date” a trick who uses the same shade of eyebrow pencil as you. It never works out. – Lainey Gossip
The Christian Ken Doll from the Bachelor and the 12-year-old-looking girl he picked are getting married on ABC next year. That’s nice and everything, but I’d much rather watch a wedding between those champagne bottle people – Reality Tea
Got Married: Everyone did this past weekend – Celebitchy
Never forget that no matter what happens to you in life (example: you burn all your brain cells by smoking crack), Ryan Lochte will still be dumber than you – The Berry
Five minutes after Justin Bieber sucker punched that DJ’s manager, his bodyguard gave him his binky, kissed the boo boo on his hand and put a SpongeBob Band-Aid on it – The Superficial
This would’ve been so much hotter if Ben Cohen was only wearing that bow tie as a thong – Towleroad
Amy Adams’ dress looked different when my abuelita wore it to my cousin’s wedding twenty years ago – Hollywood Tuna
Halloweentown must’ve had a clearance special on mermaid costumes – Drunken Stepfather
Chestica Simpson is back on Weight Watchers – ICYDK
MiserAlba went to that fame whore pumpkin patch – Popoholic
I saw China’s abandoned Paris on VICE’s TV show and it looks like France after a zombie apocalypse – OMG Blog
RiRit’s tweets are getting everybody in trouble – HuffPo
Rose McGowan looked really bored on her wedding day – Popsugar
In everyone gets old news… – Pajiba
Jay Mohr looks different in the face – SOW
Why am I staring at the peen print on John Mellencamp’s sweats? – I’m Not Obsessed
A gift for your loins: Tom Hiddleston dancing – Jezebel