People Actually Fought Over This Shit?

October 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Since this is Dlisted, I figured you wouldn’t mind if I took it all the way to Zlisted this morning.  Kim Zolciak, the former Real Doll of the Real Housewives of Atlanta came out with a headache inducing “song” called Tardy for the Party (don’t click!) in 2009.  Her ex co-star Kandi Bareass Burruss sued her Dollar Store Barbie ass for choking her out of the profits.  Okay, wait.  There were profits??  Mind.  Boggled.  Anyway, Kim said Kandi was just trying to get publicity for her failed show “the Kandi factory”, whatever the fuck that is.  TMZ says a judge stomped that shit out with a gavel, and Kim gets to keep her $29.95.  So Kim is getting drunk to celebrate!  Or getting drunk because it’s Saturday, or because she’s awake, or whatever.

This is pretty much a non-story, except that we all need to try to process the fact that somebody actually sued somebody over profits for that steaming pile of song.  Bitch, this is not Blurred Lines, and you are not related to Marvin Gaye, get over it.  Kim had this to say to Kandi when it was all said and done.

So now can we all go back to forgetting that Kim ever croaked out a song?  If you clicked the link to it I am truly sorry, and I owe you lots of ear disinfectant and Q-tips, but your ass should know better than to click Dlisted links by now.  So.

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