Night Crumbs

October 11, 2013 / Posted by:

I see Sandy from Annie really went 2013 by getting a buzz cut and joining CrossFit – Popsugar

Jennifer Garner’s talking to the costume designer of the next Superman movie right now and asking them if they can please put a chastity belt on the Batman costume and only give her the key – Lainey Gossip

Greased up Ukrainian dildo Maksim Chmerovskiy might be secretly sprinkling Sensa on Kate Upton’s Hot Pocket (not a euphemism) – Celebitchy

And the ghost of Robert Kardashian is somewhere in the afterworld letting out a “Heffa, please!”Reality Tea

Kim Kardashian is an extremely safe, smart and responsible driver – The Superficial

Former home wrecking hero Sienna Miller rolls around in delicate, English rose lingerie in Elle MagazineDrunken Stepfather

The sweet nectar has never touched Jennifer Hudson’s lips – ICYDK

In case you missed it, here’s all the performances from last night’s tribute to Finn on GleeTowleroad

The HoweInTheHELLArePeopleStillTakingTheirPicture Twins pose in lingerie in NYC – Hollywood Tuna

This “same person different time” shit is tripping me out and I am way too sober to take it in – The Berry

Dear Hilary Duff, that’s a placemat from Pier 1, not a skirt – Popoholic

Ellen must be stopped – Just Jared

Even the porn industry doesn’t want Lindsay LohanIDLYITW

I would hit it, but he’d probably break me in two (and I can’t believe I typed that like it’s a bad thing. I’m ashamed of myself.) – Pajiba

The Biebs wants his old au pair back – Popbytes

And six seconds later, Russell Brand’s fan realized she had full body crabs – I’m Not Obsessed

Fabio is aging into a really buff late-in-life lesbian – Moe Jackson

One of the tiny dancing teddy bears in Miley Cyrus’ VMAs performance did not like being a tiny dancing teddy bear – HuffPo

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