Night Crumbs

It’s Nick Cannon’s birthday today, so naturally Mimi celebrated the day by sharing a picture of her unicorn titty balls with all of her Twitter followers. Tomorrow is National Chess Day, so naturally Mimi will celebrate the day by sharing a picture of her unicorn titty balls with all of her Twitter followers. Thursday is Thursday, so naturally Mimi will celebrate the day by… – Lainey Gossip

For a crazy bitch who is totally against Adderall, Tila Tequila sure needs some Adderall… and Valium… and Prozac… and Xanax – The Superficial

College basketball player Derek Schell comes out – Towelroad

Expect the planet to crack in two any minute now since the First Lady of Canada looks like she’s carrying the First Child of Canada – Celebitchy

If you mixed pus from a popped genital wart, the blood of Satan and glow stick liquid together and looked at it under a microscope, Wonky McValtrex’s video is what you’d see – Reality Tea

Amber Rose still lives in her own world where she thinks she’s the next Grace Jones – ICYDK

Straight from the department of The Glittery Junior Gays of YouTube – The Berry

And TLC will give this pristine rose her own show in 3..2.. – Drunken Stepfather

Carmen Electra tries to bring the sex but  looks more like she just lost her contact in the sand – Hollywood Tuna

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger at the Pride of Britain, but more importantly how can they have an event called the Pride of Britain without the true Pride of Britain Jodie Marsh? – Popoholic

It’s the end of a fap era… – SOW

Okay Michael Assbender autographs bikes, but what I really want to know is if he autographs no nos – Popsugar

The stunts don’t stop: Kanye will be on Kimmel tomorrow – Just Jared

Doesn’t everybody on KUWTK get the loser edit? – Popbytes

Amanda Seyfried’s crotch is like an enchanted jungle of pubes – Celebslam

Demi Lovato scissored with a melting wax figure from Australia – IDLYITW

This Carrie prank feels empty without John Quiñones popping out to interview the patrons – OMG Blog