Night Crumbs
Uncle Terry shot Madge for Harper’s Bazaar and I don’t know if I should thank her, him or Harper’s for there not being any pictures of her giving herself a twat wedgie – Just Jared
The entire paparazzi industry must be crumbling since Ben Affleck has stopped doing his daily photo-ops with his kids – Lainey Gossip
If peen is your thing, Happy Fap Friday! – The Berry
Billy Ray Cyrus sang a song with Fred Durst on The Arsenio Hall Show. It’s like the early 90s shit in your eyes – The Superficial
Rob Kartrashian doesn’t need the show that he obviously needs, because he’s the king of a sock empire or something – Reality Tea
Tori Spelling’s bank account and marriage are as broke down as her tit job, apparently. I guess having ten thousand reality shows doesn’t pay the way it used to – Celebitchy
ScarJo looks like she’s made of baby powder and white wax in Elle Canada – Drunken Stepfather
Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson and Lady CaCa….. I guess half of Machete Kill’s budget was spent on coke and a Hazmat-trained clean-up crew – Towleroad
At first I thought MiserAlba was eating a dirty Q-tip, which would’ve been the most exciting thing she’s ever done – Popoholic
Even Katherine Heigl’s dog looks embarrassed to be seen out in public with her – ICYDK
Nothing has made me crave peen more than the ex-gays theme song – Death and Taxes
Madge talks about how she was raped when she first move to NYC – HuffPo
And here comes the panty pudding (tapioca flavor) – OMG Blog
Pink in a ‘kini – Popsugar
RIP Lucky 7 – SOW
It’s like looking at footage from Khloe Kardashian’s backyard security cam – Videogum
Christina Milian is reporting for her cocktail waitress shift at the Enchanted Tiki Bar – I’m Not Obsessed
As those kids watched the street ART! in NYC, they remembered fondly about the early days when they used to act like that in their playrooms – Dangerous Minds
(Pic via Bazaar)