Night Crumbs

“Hello, welcome to the Knott’s Berry Farm Bar & Grill, I’m Kerry Washington and I’ll be your hostess tonight” – ICYDK

Stunt Queen Moves: Wheelchair Jimmy and The Difficult Brown have stopped throwing broken bottles at each other and are recording a song together – Lainey Gossip

Aubrey O’Day’s dog looked up into the light and thought to herself, “Are you there, God? It’s me, please send help!” – Drunken Stepfather

I see Kate Upton is trying to get that Proactiv contract – The Superficial

Emile Hirsch will soon have a living, breathing, drooling memento from his last relationship – Celebitchy

This is what the gargoyles who are perched next to the gates of Hell look like – Reality Tea

“Hi Ellen! How many more times does Justin Timberlake need to wear that stupid hat before his face becomes 300% more punchable?” – The Berry

The quality of the cut scene from 54 of Ryan Phillippe and Breckin Meyer kissing makes it look like a 70s gay porn on a warped BETA tape. But I still fapped to it…   – Towleroad

Breaking Bad almost ended with Walter White cooking peanut brittle. I wish it did, because seeing the fans RAGE would’ve taken me higher than any bag of blue meth ever could – IDLYITW

While the plastic surgeon had the scalpel out, he should’ve installed a brain in Backdoor Farrah’s head – Hollywood Tuna

The paps really shouldn’t bother Julianne Hough, I’m sure she’s on a very important business call with an A-list film director! – Popoholic

If my nightmares had a soundtrack… – OMG Blog

Walter Blanco’s wig is everything and more – Pajiba

And in shocking news, Kaley Cuckoowhatever and her fiancé haven’t broke up yet – Just Jared

FINALLY somebody who deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame actually gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – Popsugar

Kim Kartrashian wants Khlozilla to divorce Lam Lam because he’s hurting their pristine and wholesome brand – Popbytes

Suri Cruise obviously didn’t approve this outfit – Moe Jackson

And yes, I’d hit it – Boy Culture

Elisabetta Canalis is stealing staged photo-op ideas from Chicken Cutlets – HuffPo