Night Crumbs

September 30, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Upton and Maksim from Dancing with No Stars made their staged photo-op debut as a couple. I guess George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Levine didn’t pick up the phone when Kate’s publicist called – The Superficial

When Carey Mulligan pulls her newly brown hair back, she kind of looks like a sad Alfalfa – Lainey Gossip

Chris Pine and Bendydick Cumsinbitches hung out together at a Justin Timberlake show – The Berry

Jenny McCarthy thinks she deserves great things. The kids who got the goddamn mumps because their mom listened to Jenny’s crazy advice think otherwise – Celebitchy

RiRi looks like she’s got a bag of torn up cotton balls on her head – Drunken Stepfather

Drunk GG from Shahs of Sunset looks like every girl in the early 90s who made the mistake of getting a perm to look like Mariah Carey – Reality Tea

Ceiling Eyes got her Period on – Hollywood Tuna

And the next anti-gay marriage Republican politician who will get caught tap dancing for dick in the men’s bathroom is…. – Towleroad

Ann Coulter continues to be Ann Coulter by spewing out dumb shit for re-tweets – IDLYITW

Duchess Kate has the baby sads – ICYDK

Salma Hayek’s collar looks like puka shell bukkake, but her chichis look magnificent – Popoholic

Reason #1 for why I should move to Australia before October 23rd: to watch Ja’mie Private School Girl when it airs – OMG Blog

I think I got a higher SAT score than ScarJo, which means nothing since she’s a millionaire who fucked Ryan Reynolds a few times and I’ll be eating Easy Mac out of a washed-out Yogurt cup tonight – HuffPo

We’ve gone too far when the panda cam is shut down – IDLYITW

……Or maybe Olivier Martinez just really likes carrying around something that looks like an uncut dick – Celebslam

The theme must’ve been: Morning Shift Pussy Peddlers Circa 1991 and the Johns Who Can Barely Afford Them – Crunk + Disorderly

Heather Morris from Glee had a baby and he looks like a baby – Just Jared

Panty Creamer Of The Day: A topless Bradley Cooper (just ignore the girl child) – Popsugar

It only takes a dolla to make Richard Simmons holla – SOW

Well, beating and checking hos all day is pretty exhausting – I’m Not Obsessed

(via PCN)

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