Night Crumbs
The head whore of Barilla pasta shat out some bullshit non-apology for saying in a radio interview that he’d never do a commercial with a gay family in it and he’s totally against gay people adopting and anyone who doesn’t like it can put another brand of pasta in their mouth. It’s a good thing that I don’t eat Barilla and only eat Penis Pasta – Towleroad
The Mighty Oprah set Lindsay Lohan straight in the House of White Oprah and I’m sure that while she was there, White Oprah stole a wad of hundreds from her purse. Well, you can’t pay the mortgage with hand jobs and the internal organs of your children. W.O. tried! – Lainey Gossip
The only way Charlie Hunnam would “reconsider” doing Fifty Shades of Suck is if they crossed a zero out of his check – Celebitchy
When Kanye West dies, they should dehydrate his brain, turn it into powder and sell it to ravers at a premium, because his brain is the trippiest drug of all – The Superficial
Joanna Krupa shows us that you can’t spell publicity stunt without TIT – Drunken Stepfather
Most of these towels are ugly, but I still would, because duh – The Berry
Any tingle I had in my body from Towel Thursday went dry after thinking about Joe Gorga saying, “Daddy needs his sleeping pill.” – Reality Tea
Paula Patton’s dress looks like it used be one of Oksana Baiul’s skater costumes in its past life – Hollywood Tuna
Amanda Bynes will probably be in the mental hospital for a while – IDLYITW
Poke at me when Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley start dating – Just Jared
“Say BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!” – the lady taking a picture of Aaron Paul and that scared baby – Popsugar
I think Sofia Vergara and my church-going tia are the only women in America wearing black pantyhose – Popoholic
The real story here is that Miley Cyrus actually covered up her farmer tan titties – ICYDK
What in tangerine slices with a squirt of mustard HELL is Sharon Stone wearing? – Moe Jackson
Charlize Theron eats another meal with Seth MacFarlane – I’m Not Obsessed
Basement Baby peeks out of the door to slap at Miley Cyrus – Crunk + Disorderly
Michael Lohan’s love child really is a Lohan, because the fame whore gene is strong in her – Popbytes
Still more entertaining than Taylor Swift – Videogum