Afternoon Crumbs

September 18, 2013 / Posted by:

James Franco staged a gay paparazzi photo shoot and called it HIGH ART! The squirting pit really is a poetic touch and it should be his signature from now on – Towleroad

Anna Wintour looks about as excited as my abuelita when my tias would force her to take pictures with her grandchildren on Christmas Eve – Lainey Gossip

If I didn’t know this photo shoot starring England’s Finest Rose was for Zoo Magazine, I’d assume it was for French VogueHollywood Tuna

Iggy Azalea tries to do her best blond Bettie Page in ComplexDrunken Stepfather

So I guess this means that Wonky McValtrex has never cleaned her own mouth then – Celebitchy

Goopy Paltrow won’t stop talking about her snatch fur until every one of us wakes in the middle of the night screaming after having a nightmare about her snatch fur – The Superficial

At your office holiday party, you probably got a Starbucks gift card as a present. At the Insane Clown Posse’s office, the ladies get vagina tighteners as presents. Jealous? I’ll wait here as you check Monster for any job openings there – Gawker

Kim Richards’ Real Housewives of Beverly Hills portrait is a thing of awkward beauty – Reality Tea

The time I mistook Jaime King for Amy PoehlerPopoholic

Marky Mark got his school diploma. POW! – ICYDK

In the third picture down, they all look like raccoons coming to get your stash – The Berry

Kate Winslet’s brain works. She’s not going to take Ned Rocknroll’s last name – IDLYITW

German Man Ass Alert! –  OMG Blog

In case you needed to be reminded that under Beyonce’s lace front is a never-ending river of money – HuffPo

AndersonCooperSassySideEye.GIF at George Clooney being called “The” Silver Fox  – Popsugar

A newlywed couple crashed Brad Pitt’s time at the bar . I swear, brides and grooms think they can do ANYTHING on their special day, even mess with a ho’s drinking time – Videogum

Diane Kruger is addicted to Honey Boo Boo Just Jared

Jason Biggs in drag looks like Adam Sandler in Kate Pierson drag – SOW

Nicole Richie looks like the inside of your rain gutters after autumn ends – I’m Not Obsessed

(Pic via Instagram)

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