Afternoon Crumbs

September 17, 2013 / Posted by:

This may or may not be Cheyenne Jackson in a solo sex tape. If it is, we now know that Cheyenne Jackson is a dribbler and speaks with a weird ass accent post-fap – (NSFW!!) The Sword

Emily Ratajkowski is going to be the next Blake NotSoLively – Lainey Gossip 

The delicate and demure blossom of Germany, Micaela Schaefer, actually put on clothes to star in some kind of old timey Hostel shit photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna

Throw in Backdoor Farrah and you’d have the cast of Charlie’s Fame WhoresThe Superficial

Naya Rivera gives Uncle Terry some under-titty action – Drunken Stepfather

Ben Affleck can take all the Batman hate – Towleroad

The Christian Side-Hug: One of the Duggar girls and her suitor are only allowed to do that while “courting” – Celebitchy

If Toy Story was directed by Stanley KubrickThe Berry

Bethenny Frankelstein and Jason Hoppy are going to drag out their melodramatic custody battle for maximum attention – Reality Tea

Sky Ferreira and her boyfriend got caught with heroin and ecstasy – IDLYITW

Olivia Wilde is no Emma Peel – Popoholic

I think I’d much rather see Justin Theroux’s collection of gonorrhea-ridden tongues than Jennifer Aniston’s Cabbage Patch Dolls displayed on their mantle – ICYDK

The O.C. got a Turkish remake – OMG Blog

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz are so damn lucky that the Hamptons house they accidentally partied in didn’t belong to George Zimmerman – HuffPo

AMC is screwing with all of our emotions – Videogum

QOTD: “Respect the queen when you see ’em, bitch!”Crunk + Disorderly

One second after this picture was taken, a Brazilian fan pulled Beyonce into the school and she was never heard from again – Popsugar

I don’t know what this says about me, but I kind of like Katy Perry’s song about Trace Cyrus – Just Jared

The hell kind of Mrs. Brady hair is Sandra Bullock wearing on the cover of Vogue? – I’m Not Obsessed

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