Afternoon Crumbs

September 16, 2013 / Posted by:

An Indian-American beauty queen won Miss America for the first time in the history of forever and of course that brought out the racist pieces of trash on Twitter. ‘Murica! – Celebitchy

St. Angie Jolie and her holy sharp nipples took two of the Chosen Ones to buy supplies at an arts and crafts store, and yes, I’m sure they’re going to create a masterpiece that will be hung on the altar at the Sistine Chapel – Lainey GossipĀ 

Hayden Panatroll can titty fuck that giant while they both stand up. If that isn’t a sign of perfect compatibility, I don’t know what is – Drunken Stepfather

Call the Coast Guard! The Loch Mess Whore Monster is on the loose and coming for your souls – The Superficial

Here’s a knocked up bikini selfie from Kim Zolciak that you didn’t need to see – Reality Tea

The new ads for Arrow can double as flyers for a St. Patrick’s Day party at a gay club – Towleroad

Here’s some behind-the-scenes shots from Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball video shoot shot by Uncle Terry and I’m really grateful there’s no pictures of him jacking off over her – The Berry

Lindsay Lohan is humping on Ceiling Eyes’ leftovers – IDLYITW

Jessica Simpson could save several dozen malnourished orphans with those enormous leche balls. Salma Hayek approves! – Hollywood Tuna

Katy Perry thinks that Vitamin C tastes like a load of man milk. Please, John Mayer’s loads probably taste like blended up scabs and crab chowder and Katy Perry can’t tell me otherwise – ICYDK

Nick Jonas and Olivia Culpo are still doing it – Popoholic

Oh, dude’s just trying to have an intimate conversation with the fetus – Tosh.0

Mykki Blanco is not giving Brit Brit or Lady CaCa a pink dollar from his wallet anytime soon – OMG Blog

Brit Brit is officially the highest-paid lip syncher in Las Vegas – HuffPo

Two teen dudes almost got kicked out of McDonald’s for being too classy while on a romantic faux gay date. Okay, but how is that one thinking he’s classy while wearing a short-sleeved shirt with a tie?! – Gawker

DUIna Lohan partied with Jill Zarin on her birthday – Just Jared

Miley learned how to twerk by watching parking-lot dance-offs in Atlanta” and other eye roll-worthy butt raisins from her Harper’s Bazaar interview – Popsugar

24 things you didn’t know about Queen Latifah and 1 thing you already knew (see: #22) – Boy Culture

Because I know you were wondering (no, you weren’t), Paula Patton is still wearing her wedding ring – I’m Not Obsessed

We’ve been saved from seeing Sophia Grace as Little Red Riding Hood in the Into the Woods movie – Jezebel

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